AltumAngel Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at home. “I will have to go home and come back later.” The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.” So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me” and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I told my wife about my experience at the social security office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wpcoe Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Hmmm. All the other times that this joke has been posted here, it continued with a wise crack from the wife about if he had dropped his pants, he would have qualified for disability, too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boater Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I told my wife about my experience at the social security office. this joke is c$%p, no punchline or anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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