Religions Of The Bra

[tigerbeer]

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy 'sand shyly walked up tothe woman behind the counter and said,'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '' What type of bra?'asked the clerk.' Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'' Look around,'said the saleslady,as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colorand material imaginable.! 'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .'Relieved, the man askedabout the types.The saleslady replied:'There are the Catholic,the Salvation Army,the Presbyterian,and the Baptist types.Which one would you prefer?'Now totally befuddled,the man asked aboutthe differences between them.The Saleslady responded,'It is all really quite simple. ...The Catholic typesupports the masses;The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; andThe Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.'Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters usedto define bra sizes?If you have wondered why,but couldn't figure outwhat the letters stood for,it is about timeyou became informed!(A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there... {C} Can't Complain!... {D} Dang!... {DD} Double dang!... {E} Enormous!... {F} Fake... {G} Get a Reduction... {H} Help me, I've fallenand I can't get up!...Send this toall that will appreciate it!They forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen

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