BEENTHEREDONETHAT Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Ok guys and girls besides the sick water buffalo and the ever popular "I have a headache" What is the best excuse you have heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dotcom Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 My buffalo is sick therefore I can't shag? You'll have to better than that. How about "I'm on the rag"? That's the one I hear most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onzestan Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Ok guys and girls besides the sick water buffalo and the ever popular "I have a headache" What is the best excuse you have heard. My husband doesn't like it. cheers onzestan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFLMike Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 The best one I have, seriously Is 'When u birthday'? I always tell them the truth 26th June not number 6 une heheh Eh up lads and lassies! Do not throw anything at me ! I am too busy answering emails and electronic cards from the UK. Then it is back to my essay . Then I will have to phone my mum at 2pm. I found out what that train was at BKK station. Thanks all the same, re a previous enquiry a few days ago See you later........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsy Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 The best one I have, seriously Is 'When u birthday'? I always tell them the truth 26th June not number 6 une heheh Eh up lads and lassies! Do not throw anything at me ! I am too busy answering emails and electronic cards from the UK. Then it is back to my essay . Then I will have to phone my mum at 2pm. I found out what that train was at BKK station. Thanks all the same, re a previous enquiry a few days ago See you later........ Are you crazy.... I mean <deleted> is that all about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joskydive Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Pull my nightie down when your done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 The best one I have, seriously Is 'When u birthday'? I always tell them the truth 26th June not number 6 une heheh Eh up lads and lassies! Do not throw anything at me ! I am too busy answering emails and electronic cards from the UK. Then it is back to my essay . Then I will have to phone my mum at 2pm. I found out what that train was at BKK station. Thanks all the same, re a previous enquiry a few days ago See you later........ what the heck you smokin up there TEFLMike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHN2 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 The best one I have, seriously Is 'When u birthday'? I always tell them the truth 26th June not number 6 une heheh Eh up lads and lassies! Do not throw anything at me ! I am too busy answering emails and electronic cards from the UK. Then it is back to my essay . Then I will have to phone my mum at 2pm. Mike likes a smiley that's for sure. Bless. I found out what that train was at BKK station. Thanks all the same, re a previous enquiry a few days ago See you later........ what the heck you smokin up there TEFLMike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHN2 Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Pull my nightie down when your done! Ha ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
submaniac Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 The best one I have, seriously Is 'When u birthday'? I always tell them the truth 26th June not number 6 une heheh Eh up lads and lassies! Do not throw anything at me ! I am too busy answering emails and electronic cards from the UK. Then it is back to my essay . Then I will have to phone my mum at 2pm. Mike likes a smiley that's for sure. Bless. I found out what that train was at BKK station. Thanks all the same, re a previous enquiry a few days ago See you later........ what the heck you smokin up there TEFLMike? Hmmm...maybe this response was in response to another thread that somehow ended up here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sinom Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 The best one I have, seriously Is 'When u birthday'? I always tell them the truth 26th June not number 6 une heheh Eh up lads and lassies! Do not throw anything at me ! I am too busy answering emails and electronic cards from the UK. Then it is back to my essay . Then I will have to phone my mum at 2pm. Mike likes a smiley that's for sure. Bless. I found out what that train was at BKK station. Thanks all the same, re a previous enquiry a few days ago See you later........ what the heck you smokin up there TEFLMike? Hmmm...maybe this response was in response to another thread that somehow ended up here. I think it's a round-abbout hint seeking birthday greetings .................. as it's his B'day today. Check out today's B'days HBD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dauu Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Pull my nightie down when your done! in the next morning . have you done long after i fall asleep??/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dotcom Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 My little bunny rabbit pesters me night & day to roger her. I am old & weak. About twice a day is all I can manage. Ain't Thailand grand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiveTalker Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 My little bunny rabbit pesters me night & day to roger her.I am old & weak. About twice a day is all I can manage. Ain't Thailand grand? Is this her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptuan Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 My little bunny rabbit pesters me night & day to roger her.I am old & weak. About twice a day is all I can manage. Ain't Thailand grand? Is this her? No, she's not quite that feminine. In this case: "I have a weak heart." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dotcom Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Naw that's Marty Feldman. I only shag females. Thanks for the offer though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerryd Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Ok guys and girls besides the sick water buffalo and the ever popular "I have a headache" What is the best excuse you have heard. "No money, No honey" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joskydive Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 When I think about it, there are loads of excuses that can be made:- Up to you but they don't call me Carter the Farter for no reason! Is that it? What happened? Did you have an accident? Where's the rest of it? OK, but don't spill my coffee this time. Can I rest my book on your head then? I'm reading the Dictionary. OK, you've got 2 minutes, then, I'm going shopping, or, I need to eat. Isn't that past it's use by date yet? Who's that going to please? Do you want me to help you find it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerryd Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 When I think about it, there are loads of excuses that can be made:-Up to you but they don't call me Carter the Farter for no reason! Is that it? What happened? Did you have an accident? Where's the rest of it? OK, but don't spill my coffee this time. Can I rest my book on your head then? I'm reading the Dictionary. OK, you've got 2 minutes, then, I'm going shopping, or, I need to eat. Isn't that past it's use by date yet? Who's that going to please? Do you want me to help you find it? Wow. Sounds like you say "No" a lot !! (I might try some of those on the g/f next time though, just to see the look on her face when I say "No" ! Hope she doesn't die of shock or something) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptuan Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 (edited) Is that it? What happened? Did you have an accident? Where's the rest of it?Who's that going to please? Do you want me to help you find it? Oh Woman, you are cruel! Edited June 26, 2008 by toptuan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joskydive Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 When I think about it, there are loads of excuses that can be made:-Up to you but they don't call me Carter the Farter for no reason! Is that it? What happened? Did you have an accident? Where's the rest of it? OK, but don't spill my coffee this time. Can I rest my book on your head then? I'm reading the Dictionary. OK, you've got 2 minutes, then, I'm going shopping, or, I need to eat. Isn't that past it's use by date yet? Who's that going to please? Do you want me to help you find it? Wow. Sounds like you say "No" a lot !! (I might try some of those on the g/f next time though, just to see the look on her face when I say "No" ! Hope she doesn't die of shock or something) No, not me, I like it too much but I have a lot of friends who chat about this subject quite a lot. It can be quite hilarious at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joskydive Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Is that it? What happened? Did you have an accident? Where's the rest of it?Who's that going to please? Do you want me to help you find it? Oh Woman, you are cruel! Naa, not really! I give the game away every time because I can't stop laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schillaci Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 "I'm not drunk enough." My self-confidence certainly sky rocketed that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptuan Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 (edited) No, not me, I like it too much but I have a lot of friends who chat about this subject quite a lot. It can be quite hilarious at times. Any of your friends' b/f's become jumpers? We may have solved the mystery right here. Edited June 26, 2008 by toptuan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joskydive Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 No, not me, I like it too much but I have a lot of friends who chat about this subject quite a lot. It can be quite hilarious at times. Any of your friends' b/f's become jumpers? We may have solved the mystery right here. If they want to catch me, they have to be jumpers. 120mph and 180mph in fast track. Bliss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hssl Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 My husbands back from work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptuan Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 No, not me, I like it too much but I have a lot of friends who chat about this subject quite a lot. It can be quite hilarious at times. Any of your friends' b/f's become jumpers? We may have solved the mystery right here. If they want to catch me, they have to be jumpers. 120mph and 180mph in fast track. Bliss May you have no hard landings... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joskydive Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 No, not me, I like it too much but I have a lot of friends who chat about this subject quite a lot. It can be quite hilarious at times. Any of your friends' b/f's become jumpers? We may have solved the mystery right here. If they want to catch me, they have to be jumpers. 120mph and 180mph in fast track. Bliss May you have no hard landings... Thanks honey pie!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEENTHEREDONETHAT Posted June 26, 2008 Author Share Posted June 26, 2008 No, not me, I like it too much but I have a lot of friends who chat about this subject quite a lot. It can be quite hilarious at times. Any of your friends' b/f's become jumpers? We may have solved the mystery right here. If they want to catch me, they have to be jumpers. 120mph and 180mph in fast track. Bliss May you have no hard landings... But may the important things be hard for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joskydive Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 No, not me, I like it too much but I have a lot of friends who chat about this subject quite a lot. It can be quite hilarious at times. Any of your friends' b/f's become jumpers? We may have solved the mystery right here. If they want to catch me, they have to be jumpers. 120mph and 180mph in fast track. Bliss May you have no hard landings... But may the important things be hard for you. I hope so too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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