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An elderly couple are watching the 700 Club. The evangelist is getting really worked up, and it's soon time for the healing portion of the show. "If you believe in the healing power of the Lord, place on hand on the television, and one hand on the part of your body that ails you!" The old man places one hand on the television and one hand on his groin.

"Oh, don't be stupid!" says the old woman. "He said heal, not raise the dead!"

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