A Reindeer Entered A Bar

[Chris Lawrence]

A reindeer entered a bar in the Deep South, bellied up to the bar, and ordered a martini.

Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, and accepted a twenty-dollar bill from the reindeer's hoof.

As he handed the reindeer a few coins in change, he said, "You know, I think you're the first reindeer we've ever had in here."

The reindeer looked at his change and replied, "And at twenty bucks for a martini, I'll probably be your last!"