No Name Toilet Paper

[WillyL]

A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper.

"Pardon me, sir," she says to the store manager, "but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?"

"Well," he replies pointing out one brand, "this is as soft as a baby's bottom. It's $1.50 per roll." He grabs another and says, "This is nice and soft, strong but gentle, and it's $1.00 a roll." Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her, "We call that our No Name brand, and it's 20 cents per roll."

"Give me the No Name," she says.

She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says, "Hey! I've got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne."

"Why?" he asks.

"Because it's rough, it's tough and it don't take crap from anybody!"

[anthonyu]

First PC version of this joke I've heard. Usually its an Indian guy instead of an old woman and you replace the last word in the joke with "Indian".

now I can actually tell it at a party and maybe not offend anybody

[Boater]

please post the non PC version

[njpski]

Has anyone dared to buy Recycled Toilet Paper?

Either it is very PC or just plain WC!

Edited July 11, 2008 by njpski

[Groongthep]

A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper.

"Pardon me, sir," she says to the store manager, "but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?"

"Well," he replies pointing out one brand, "this is as soft as a baby's bottom. It's $1.50 per roll." He grabs another and says, "This is nice and soft, strong but gentle, and it's $1.00 a roll." Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her, "We call that our No Name brand, and it's 20 cents per roll."

"Give me the No Name," she says.

She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says, "Hey! I've got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne."

"Why?" he asks.

"Because it's rough, it's tough and it don't take crap from anybody!"

Geezuz! I'm 52 years old and believe I heard (a version of) this joke over 40 years ago when I was in elementary school.

[sinom]

Ahhh then ! first I thought new joke, as I'd never heard it before , but now I see it's just a really old joke recycled (??)