The Cowboy

[A. BOOZER]

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.

As he sat sipping his drink,

a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and

asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life,

breaking colts, working cows,

going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,

bailing hay, doctoring calves,

cleaning my barn, fixing flats,

working on tractors, and feeding my dogs,

so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my

whole day thinking about women. As soon

as I get up in the morning,

I think about women. When I shower,

I think about women. When I watch TV,

I think about women. I even

think about women when I eat.

It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down

on the other side of the old cowboy

and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was,

but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

[Padkapow Guy]

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.

As he sat sipping his drink,

a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and

asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life,

breaking colts, working cows,

going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,

bailing hay, doctoring calves,

cleaning my barn, fixing flats,

working on tractors, and feeding my dogs,

so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my

whole day thinking about women. As soon

as I get up in the morning,

I think about women. When I shower,

I think about women. When I watch TV,

I think about women. I even

think about women when I eat.

It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down

on the other side of the old cowboy

and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was,

but I just found out I'm a lesbian."