subseasteve Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 A maori fulla went into a Chinese restuarant and asked the pimply faced young Chinese waiter. Maori Fulla: Hey bro!! Whats your soup of the day?? Chinese Waiter: Ahh my engrish not so good soup is....buuk buk buk (Chicken noise). Maori fulla: Oh yea chicken!! Chinese waiter: No no Buuuk buk buk buk!!! Maori fulla: Yea sounds like chicken!! Chinese waiter: No no not chicken, I bring for you to try!! So the Chinese waiter comes out with a big bowl of soup and puts it in front of the Maori fulla to try. Maori fulla: Sluurp!!! Thats mushroom man!!! Chinese waiter: Ahh yes yes that is it, my engrish not so good. Maori full: Then why did you make a noise like a bloody chicken?? Chinese waiter: Ahh I can not make a noise like a mushloom!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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