Your Best Samak Lines

[Boater]

With the current court case today about Samak, what are the best lines you have heard or can make up?

A Few to Start

' Samak is really cooking things up in the Thai Goverment '

[libya 115]

Samak actually said on TV broadcast:

" If you can't afford to eat Pork then eat Chicken".

Then followed up with; " Walk instead of taking public transport" ......

I get the feeling that Samak will come to a very sticky end; lifeless probably..............

[AlexLah]

Use coins instead of paper money to stop inflation.

I am planning to get us high speed trains.

Only one person died during the student protest.

Those people down South that were placed in trucks fell down on eachother because they did not eat and drink all day and that is why they died!

Only 80 people died there, of more then 3000.

How you know what happened during the student protest, you were not even born.

No I am not finished with this interview yet!!!

It is only about six people there that talk bad about me, they are taken to jail as we speak.

They have all been filmed on camera.

And now they tell they take me to court, already they tell this for two years, nothing happen.

Two years!!!

[DP25]

Only one person died at Thammasat on October 6th, 1976.

[Shotime]

Everyone in the public eye makes an occasional stupid statement. They must have to speak a lot, and sometimes it just doesn't come out right.

If you look at some of the things GW said, you might think he's pretty stupid, too.

[kayo]

I don't know if it's been said yet, but..

"if you can't stand the heat... get out of the kitchen!"

or of course, "There's a rat in the kitchen, what am I gonna do.."

[thesunset75]

" If its in US we kill them all by now"

[dee123]

"SAMAK GRILLED"

[animatic]

MENUE :

Half-Baked, stuffed, sour Snout

With Cheezy sauce.

[dudemeister]

(sing) Hey good looking .......... What ya got cooking ?

[brahmburgers]

Samak has cooked his last goose, and it's himself.

Samak cooked himself in the foot.

Samak cooked himself in to a corner.

The heat of the kitchen forced him out.

There's more than one way to skin a rat.

Here's what he might say to his mia noi: "put the bisquits in the oven and your buns in the bed"

[pra]

Edited September 11, 2008 by pra

[Tony Clifton]

The Thai prime minister also said, “Killings and suppressions are normal there [burma], but we have to understand the facts. The general view of this country has always been one-sided, but there are two sides to a coin.”

[ThaiPauly]

Nice one Tony

[JimmyTheMook]

"This Plaa Rah Makes Me Want To Shit Myself"

[Master Chief]

"The food in Laos is safe and clean, same here in Thailand"

He went to the local Lao shops to eat and had to stay in hospital for 3 days due to food poisning.

[junki3korean]

chef ramsay and samak are good friends.

[MKAsok]

"Today's pig is tomorrow's bacon"

[sgtpeppers]

in the algezera interview

the lady asks "what about the innocent people?"

samak says

"ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... the innocent people"

much funnier on tv

[bkkjames]

Normally I couldn't resist such an opportunity but I understand the man is quite seriously ill?