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Samak actually said on TV broadcast:

" If you can't afford to eat Pork then eat Chicken".

Then followed up with; " Walk instead of taking public transport" ......

I get the feeling that Samak will come to a very sticky end; lifeless probably..............

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Use coins instead of paper money to stop inflation.

I am planning to get us high speed trains.

Only one person died during the student protest.

Those people down South that were placed in trucks fell down on eachother because they did not eat and drink all day and that is why they died!

Only 80 people died there, of more then 3000.

How you know what happened during the student protest, you were not even born.

No I am not finished with this interview yet!!!

It is only about six people there that talk bad about me, they are taken to jail as we speak.

They have all been filmed on camera.

And now they tell they take me to court, already they tell this for two years, nothing happen.

Two years!!!

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Samak has cooked his last goose, and it's himself.

Samak cooked himself in the foot.

Samak cooked himself in to a corner.

The heat of the kitchen forced him out.

There's more than one way to skin a rat.

Here's what he might say to his mia noi: "put the bisquits in the oven and your buns in the bed"

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