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Three businessmen were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The first says,

"I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale and we don't have a fridge big enough to keep it in!"

The second agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker, "Just last week, she went out and spent $20,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"

The third a blond male, nods sagely and agrees that these two women sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch.

However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "I have to laugh when I think about it," he chuckles. "Last week my wife went on vacation to Greece. I watched her pack her bags and she must have taken at least five boxes of condoms with her. She doesn't even have a p*nis!"

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Three businessmen were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The first says,

"I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale and we don't have a fridge big enough to keep it in!"

The second agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker, "Just last week, she went out and spent $20,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"

The third a blond male, nods sagely and agrees that these two women sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch.

However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "I have to laugh when I think about it," he chuckles. "Last week my wife went on vacation to Greece. I watched her pack her bags and she must have taken at least five boxes of condoms with her. She doesn't even have a p*nis!"

Pretty good!! :D:D:D:o

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