Morning Sex.

[Wee Jimmy]

MORNING SEX

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for

breakfast, wearing only the "T" shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly. "you've got

to make love to me this very moment."

My eyes lit up and I thought, I am either dreaming or this is going

to

be my lucky day."

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my

all,

right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, the "T"

shirt

still around her neck.

A little puzzled, I asked. "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer is broken."

[kevthekiwi]

3 minutes...

what??? did you have a shower as welll