The Healthy Exercise Machine.

[larvidchr]

I bought one of these running bands a while back, a massive thing that is so full of gadgets that it is almost overwhelming, the trouble is that it seems like my Girlfriend have taken a fancy to it, it stands in a spare bedroom and looks very pretty, but now my Girlfriend have started asking me every day how the machine is doing, I oblige and walk upstairs to look at it, then I walk down again and tell her " it's just fine Darling" she then sends me a look I don't quite understand.

Anybody, what is going on here??

[kmart]

Does it vibrate?

[larvidchr]

Does it vibrate?

I think I will ask her, - when I am out of reach

[kmart]

Does it vibrate?

I think I will ask her, - when I am out of reach

I would install a spy-cam, and see what she gets up to with it. I have a similar cam that is activated by the "spin-cycle" of the missus' washing machine, for example.

[jetjock]

If you are shaped anything like your avatar, I think the hint is quite obvious.

[larvidchr]

If you are shaped anything like your avatar, I think the hint is quite obvious.

No I am not, but you might still be right about the hint I hope so anyway, otherwise it could be something much more sinister

Ps. I off cause wished I looked like my avatar then nobody would be safe, raping and pillaging all day

Edited October 6, 2008 by larvidchr

[Ricardo]

If you are shaped anything like your avatar, I think the hint is quite obvious.

No I am not, but you might still be right about the hint I hope so anyway, otherwise it could be something much more sinister

Ps. I off cause wished I looked like my avatar then nobody would be safe, raping and pillaging all day

What, you don't work nights ?

[larvidchr]

If you are shaped anything like your avatar, I think the hint is quite obvious.

No I am not, but you might still be right about the hint I hope so anyway, otherwise it could be something much more sinister

Ps. I off cause wished I looked like my avatar then nobody would be safe, raping and pillaging all day

What, you don't work nights ?

No even Vikings get to old to work night shifts