samui04 Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 EVER WONDER... ...why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? ...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? ...why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? ...why "abbreviated" is such a long word? ...why doctors call what they do "practice"? ...why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? ...why the man who invests all your money is called a broker? ...why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food? ...who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? ...why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? ...why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? ...why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ? ...why sheep don't shrink when it rains? ...why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? ...why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eefoo Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 It would seem that someone has wondered about some of these things - and others as well! http://www.jumbojoke.com/the_unanswerable_questions_922.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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