thithi Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 DORMITORY rearranged is DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN rearranged is BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER rearranged is MOON STARER DESPERATION rearranged is A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES rearranged is THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH rearranged is HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE rearranged is HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES rearranged is CASH LOST IN 'EM EVANGELIST rearranged is EVIL'S AGENT ANIMOSITY rearranged is IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS rearranged is LIES---LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARM rearranged is ALAS! NO MORE ZS A DECIMAL POINT rearranged is I'M A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES rearranged is THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO rearranged is TWELVE PLUS ONE MOTHER-IN-LAW rearranged is WOMAN HITLER hehehe anything else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticBhoy Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 DAVID GINOLA (footballer) becomes VAGINA DILDO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted December 10, 2008 Author Share Posted December 10, 2008 how did u find out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesunset75 Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 DAVID GINOLA (footballer) becomes VAGINA DILDO I definately like him then drooling lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeungKen Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 A Decimal Point - I'm a Dot in Place The Morse Code - Here Come Dots Slot Machines - Cash Lost in ''em Alec Guinness - Genuine Class Animosity - Is No Amity Desperation - A Rope Ends It Snooze Alarms - Alas! No More Z''s Eleven plus two - Twelve plus one Semolina - Is No Meal The Public Art Galleries - Large Picture Halls, I Bet Dormitory - Dirty Room The Earthquakes - That Queer Shake Contradiction - Accord not in it From Shakespeare''s Hamlet: "To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune."....becomes....."In one of the Bard''s best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmushr00m Posted December 11, 2008 Share Posted December 11, 2008 Santa = SATAN!!!! Evian = Naive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 My nic for Aussies. Ockors = Crooks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slip Posted December 12, 2008 Share Posted December 12, 2008 My old maths teacher was called Mr Aspinall which sadly (for him) rejigs to Mr Anal Lips- how he suffered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticBhoy Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 DAVID GINOLA (again) can also become A LIVID GONAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzdocxx Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 Kinda boggles the mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticBhoy Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 I don't want to look like a David Ginola hater, so here's another footballer with a really good handle: PAUL MERSON with a bit of work becomes LUMP ON ARSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CelticBhoy Posted December 13, 2008 Share Posted December 13, 2008 This is perfectly apt also: GEORGE BEST could easily be sent to GO GET BEERS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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