DORMITORY rearranged is DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN rearranged is BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER rearranged is MOON STARER

DESPERATION rearranged is A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES rearranged is THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH rearranged is HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE rearranged is HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES rearranged is CASH LOST IN 'EM

EVANGELIST rearranged is EVIL'S AGENT

ANIMOSITY rearranged is IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS rearranged is LIES---LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARM rearranged is ALAS! NO MORE ZS

A DECIMAL POINT rearranged is I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES rearranged is THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO rearranged is TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW rearranged is WOMAN HITLER

hehehe anything else?

DAVID GINOLA (footballer) becomes VAGINA DILDO

how did u find out?

DAVID GINOLA (footballer) becomes VAGINA DILDO

I definately like him then drooling lol

• A Decimal Point - I'm a Dot in Place
  
• The Morse Code - Here Come Dots
  
• Slot Machines - Cash Lost in ''em
  
• Alec Guinness - Genuine Class
  
• Animosity - Is No Amity
  
• Desperation - A Rope Ends It
  
• Snooze Alarms - Alas! No More Z''s
  
• Eleven plus two - Twelve plus one
  
• Semolina - Is No Meal
  
• The Public Art Galleries - Large Picture Halls, I Bet
  
• Dormitory - Dirty Room
  
• The Earthquakes - That Queer Shake
  
• Contradiction - Accord not in it
  

From Shakespeare''s Hamlet:

"To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune."....becomes....."In one of the Bard''s best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."

Santa = SATAN!!!!

Evian = Naive

My nic for Aussies.

Ockors = Crooks

My old maths teacher was called Mr Aspinall which sadly (for him) rejigs to Mr Anal Lips- how he suffered.

DAVID GINOLA (again) can also become A LIVID GONAD

Kinda boggles the mind.

I don't want to look like a David Ginola hater, so here's another footballer with

a really good handle:

PAUL MERSON with a bit of work becomes LUMP ON ARSE

This is perfectly apt also:

GEORGE BEST could easily be sent to GO GET BEERS