Guido, The Italian Lover.

[Chopper]

The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian

gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favourite

bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a

spectacular young blond woman. Things progressed to

the point where he led her back to his apartment

and, after some small talk, they retired to his

bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a

pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, 'So,

you finish?'

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, 'No.'

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling

resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and

there were screams of passion. The sex finally

ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, 'You

finish?'

Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile,

cuddled closer to him and softly said, 'No.'

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this

woman unsatisfied, Guido reached for the woman yet

again. Using the last of his strength, he barely

managed it, but they ended together screaming,

bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping. Barely

able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes,

smiled proudly and asked again, You finish?'

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispered

in his ear, 'No, I Norwegian'

[warfie]