The Parking Ticket

[warfie]

This morning I went to the book shop on Sukhumvit. I was 5 minutes in the store.

When I came out, a cop was there writing out a parking ticket.

I said to to him: "Listen, I was only 5 minutes in the store.'"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

This made me a bit angry and I said: "Hello, do you only use your head to grow hair? I only went to the store for 5 minutes."

He looked at me and said: "I don't care, You may not park here and you should not speak to me that way!"

This got me on the wrong side. Therefore I named him a stupid idiot from Nakhon Nowhere.

I also informed him into which orifice he could stick his <deleted> ticket, and that usually all his colleagues are taking bribes, for what he probably was too stupid, too.

There suddenly he showed some emotion and mumbled some words about station and court.

I added one up by calling him a .............. (censored) and suggested instead of being a policeman he cold do some productive work, like cleaning the toilets.

He told me, he got the licence plate and will come back soon with an arrest warrant and I could expect my visa cancelled and be out on the next plane.

Actually, for me it's no problem.

wasn't even my car...