WilliamCave Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 I will start it of by saying what have u seen written on peoples clothes some are good...seen any good ones let us know. I want to be like Barby when I grow up the f@@k Bit@h has everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ta22 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 i was walking down the street some month ago at ChaTuCha one of the tee shirt sold by the vendor Written in Thai . SAID . translated roughly " I AM FARANG . PLEASE SELL ME . SPECIAL PRICE " but written in Thai " PHOM PEN FARANG - SUE KONG JA LA KA PISET . ----- I also saw a farang walking down the street with a shirt saying : " I'm not thai " whahahhahahah very hard to tell . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiG16 Posted February 18, 2009 Share Posted February 18, 2009 moving this to the pub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertrat Posted February 19, 2009 Share Posted February 19, 2009 This one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 This one Hehe, I like that 1, 10........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJo Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 Last summer in Phuket. Piss drunk arab gentleman with text "Also Available Sober" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsiaCheese Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 Politically incorrect, I guess: DUCK MY SICK (Pattaya, Walking Street, fly-by-night shop after midnight) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groongthep Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 from the 80's: I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I WOULD GO DOWN ON YOUR LITTLE SISTER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coalminer Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 I saw a few months ago a Thai man walking in a T-shirt with the 2 pictures and the text: "I've married my wife for her beauty" "She married me for my money" "We both get screwed." Have been looking around for a similar T-shirt without success. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonsalviz Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 WARNING: Spooning leads to Forking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonsalviz Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 A Thai guy walking in Big C in Pattaya with the label from a box of Tampax Tampons on his T shirt. I doubt he gave it any consideration before he put it on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barryloei Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 I AM A BOMB TECHNICIAN IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING TRY TO KEEP UP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSnake Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 Young Lady T-Shirt "Eat ME I'm HOT" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChangMaiSausage Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 (edited) Waiting on a flight to Thailand from Japan NO MUFF TOO TUFF Edited February 22, 2009 by ChangMaiSausage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamhc Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 Having seen all those tee-shirts around, with things like FBI and ATF, I decided to have one made up of my own. Mine is printed on the front with small letters and on the back in large letters. It says ... ATM Interestingly, it gets more reaction from the girls here in Pattaya than the guys. Girls often run up and start tapping my chest on the letters ATM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtp Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 I AM A BOMB TECHNICIAN IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING TRY TO KEEP UP That's clever,i would like that shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtp Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 Having seen all those tee-shirts around, with things like FBI and ATF, I decided to have one made up of my own.Mine is printed on the front with small letters and on the back in large letters. It says ... ATM Interestingly, it gets more reaction from the girls here in Pattaya than the guys. Girls often run up and start tapping my chest on the letters ATM. You only have to worry when they try to pull your tongue out.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pakeha Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 I have one which is quite funny if you've ever been, or witnessed, a newbie in LOS in their first argument with a taxi driver. "YOU F*CKING <deleted>" There's no *'s on the t-shirt though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nowhereman60 Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 I seen this Thai guy wearing a T-Shirt that read "I'm proud to be the wife of a US Servicemen" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armlock Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 saw a t-shirt recently, thought it's pretty funny in big font on the front: DON'T BE SEXIST! small font just under: bitches hate that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Burr Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 Saw one a long time ago that said:- PATTAYA VENI VIDI VENI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucifer Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 Saw one a long time ago that said:-PATTAYA VENI VIDI VENI Very good. I suspect this will be over the head of most. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CroBiker Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 Seen in Patong Thai girl wearing t-shirt wtih following at the back: JESUS IS C*NT! Sometimes I doubt Thais even understand meaning of slogans on their shirts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tod Daniels Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 Although I usually prefer to wear one of the 100 odd KISS t-shirts I have, I did have some t-shirts made up at MBK. I routinely wear them when I go out and about for an evening at places of ill repute; "I met YOUR wife at Nana" "NOT a sex tourist ! (I live here) " "Thai Girls (Take 2 they're small)" "This ain't Kansas, Toto. . " I saw a couple on a site called t-shirt hel_l that I want to make up; "I shaved my balls for this??" "Anyone need to earn some rent money?" "Shut the <deleted> up and drink your beer. .." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meridian007 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 There are some truly unfortunate T-shirt wearers in the Kingdom, I've seen loads of inappropriate shirts for sale at JJ market but only 2 pop to mind that I saw being worn. I was getting on to a train in the MRT when a young, innocent looking teen-aged girl (she couldn't have been more than 14) walked by with a T-shirt that said "<deleted> YOU, YOU F*CKING <deleted>!" (without the stars of course). I think I almost jumped back in shock! The other was a student of mine who wore a shirt with a large mug of foaming beer on it, along with the words "The best head in town!". I had one of the female Thai teachers explain to her that it wasn't the best wardrobe choice, I didn't want to explain why to her... I always wish I had a camera with me for these situations, then I could upload them to one of the "Engrish" websites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pdaz Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 This one has been seen before I guess... It's not just Thai's wearing English slogans that they don't understand. Here we have a (probably) similarly clueless farang.... Oh and Lucifer Very good. I suspect this will be over the head of most. That is a little condecending ... I'm sure I'm not the only fella on TV who enjoys History... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
track61 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Saw a beautiful thai girl in BKK under the famous luxury watch logo were the words "Tag Whore". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zpete Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 (edited) Don't join dangerous cults Practice safe sects! Edited February 23, 2009 by Zpete Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtb Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 A couple of years ago I saw a Japanese student on an express boat wearing a t-shirt with the following somewhat cryptic slogan: Labrador Retriever Let the body checking begin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucifer Posted February 24, 2009 Share Posted February 24, 2009 This one has been seen before I guess... It's not just Thai's wearing English slogans that they don't understand. Here we have a (probably) similarly clueless farang.... Oh and Lucifer Very good. I suspect this will be over the head of most. That is a little condecending ... I'm sure I'm not the only fella on TV who enjoys History... ...and that's the reason I said, ''over the head of most''. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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