"is It Better To Purchase Or To Lease?"

Todays lesson:

A very common question we receive "Is it better to purchase or to lease?"

Purchasing

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

Leasing

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour!

Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years, he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a $41.7 million savings).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a

headache, no bitching and complaining or 'honey-do'

lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when

asked. All at 1/7th the cost, and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.