Tommy & His Trainset

Little Tommy was playing with his trainset while mum was doing the cooking in the kitchen.

He made the train go round and round, through the tunnel and stop at the station, at which point he said:

"Anyone who wants to get on the f*cking train can get on the f*cking train. Anyone who wants to get off the f*cking train can get off the f*cking train"

And he started the train again, going round and round the track, through the tunnel and once again stopped at the station, announcing:

"Anyone who wants to get on the f*cking train can get on the f*cking train. Anyone who wants to get off the f*cking train can get off the f*cking train"

At this point his mum storms out of the kitchen, smacks him and says "Tommy, you must not use language like that, it's very bad. Now go to your room!"

3 Hours later, mum allows Tommy to come out of his room and play with his train set, having sworn he learnt his lesson.

So he makes the train go round and round the track again, through the tunnel and stops at the station, where he announces:

"Anyone who wants to get on the train can get on the train. Anyone who wants to get off the train can get off the train...and anyone who wants to complain about the 3 hour delay can speak to that C*NT in the kitchen"