Birdman Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 (edited) Furthermore, one must commend you for your choice of weapon. Normally, a farang would reach for a baseball bat in a case like this; however, you have opted for the more civilised croquet mallet. he distinction may be a fine one to your wife, but it does demonstrate that you are a man of quality and refinement. Chaiyo! that shows clearly aristocratic blood. OP must be a collector of halberds. Edited May 30, 2009 by Birdman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDAS Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 I would compromise and hopefully end up just buying her a new croquet mallet.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimjim1968 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 I would buy her a Goblins Teas Made. Then I'd tie half a coconut over her nose, lie in the shadow of her skirt and then drop a nest of vipers on her head. OK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctira Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 (edited) You might just consider buying her a car. See an example what happens if you don't... btw in this case she needs option#3 done to her 10 times (translation at the end of video: rule#1: Woman's always right rule#2: If she doesn't seem to be right, refer back to rule #1) Edited May 30, 2009 by ctira Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMEEERE Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Just drived her to the nearest bar, point to it and say if you think you can do better go for it.This option i like, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmushr00m Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Instead of a Honda Jazz, the Missus wants a Toyota Hilux D4D pickup truck with bush bars etc. Should I upgrade the mallet to golf clubs????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longstebe Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 YUGO ZASTAVA ALL THE WAY MATE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dudemeister Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Lash out & buy her a new car - on the condition she wears one of these..... win-win situation all-round. Stirrups ??? Its a car whe wants not a horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesunset75 Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 By her an airplane, much faster ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weescotsguy66 Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 If you can afford a new car and she would like one then go for it. However my mother used to say "Wants never gets" it depeds how she asks you for a new car. If she drives well and she has a reason for getting a Jazz then go for it eg cheaper to run etc etc if it just to show herfriends you really really love her then change to a never cheaper model of wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hhgz Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 "Wife Wants A Car.., What would you do.." Let her buy one with her own money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbojangles Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 What I want to know is. Why does your wife need a car, to drive around the kitchen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hansnl Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Buy her a second hand piece of crap, if she doesn't smash it up within 6 months buy her a new Honda Jazz Co-Sign. My wife wanted (still wants) the same. I took her to the auction in Bangkok (the one near the Laos Embassy) with the intention of buying a Jazz, but those are pretty hot items. They were going for near-new prices. Nearing the end of the auction, I grabbed a solid SUV Fortuner 3.0 (well, I like it - heh!) for little more than half the going price for a Jazz. Several months later, I am still happy and she still wants a Jazz. I'm forking over all my money from work this year to her so we can finally get her "dream house". I'm happy with what we have and told her she could have one or the other, but not both. Man-up and TELL her how it is going to be! (ok, ok, ok...I know I will end up getting her the car too. *sigh* Who cares, she's worth it!) Oh yes, all the symptoms are there: - working your butt of - forking all your money into her wishes - bought a house - wants you to buy her a car. Now, ask yourself, what did she DO for you? Or, better said, what did you get in return? You are had! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary A Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Buy her whatever she wants. Don't be a cheap Charlie. You can't take it with you. A hearse has no luggage rack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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