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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a

wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our

jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on

the fire truck ready to go.

"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I

want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all

night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife

promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!",

they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the

hel_l is BELL 4?" asked the husband?

"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."

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