The Difference 30 Years Make!

THE DIFFERENCE 30 YEARS MAKE!!!

1975: Long hair

2005: Longing for hair

1975: Acid rock

2005: Acid reflux

1975: Moving to Cape Town because it's cool

2005: Moving to Cape Town because it's warm

1975: Trying to look like Liz Taylor

2005: Trying NOT to look like Liz Taylor

1975: Seeds and stems

2005: Roughage

1975: Going to a new, hip joint

2005: Receiving a new hip joint

1975: Rolling Stones

2005: Kidney Stones

1975: Passing the drivers' test

2005: Passing the vision test

1975 : Drinking hard liquor

2005 : Hard to drink liquor

1975 : Taking drugs that destroy your life

2005 : Taking drugs that prolong your life

Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.

The people who are starting university in February across the nation were born in 1987.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced the year they were born.

They have always had an answering machine.

They have always had M-Net or Sky or UBC.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet?

Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.