babuhavas Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 (edited) Q: Who's senior: Penis or Vagina? A: Vagina, because penis always stands up in its honour. Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshol_e does when you have an orgasm? Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working! What's the geographical definition of sex? It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece! Little Girl: Mom, I just found out that the boy next door has a penis like a peanut. Mommy: U mean it's small? Little Girl: No, it's salty. A kiss is called humanity if its on cheek, love if on lips, passion if on breast, humor if on navel, sex if on vagina and called bravery if its on ass hole. Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'Goods delivered are not returnable.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'Contract void if seal is broken.' Old chinese proverb says: "Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok." Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-olympic sex . Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life? Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years. A frustrated father's defensive reply in a sms msg to his offensive unruly son... I should have wasted u in the bathroom! Son kills a butterfly. Dad: No butter for 2 weeks. Son kills a honeybee. Dad: No honey for 2 weeks. Mom kills a cockroach. Son: Dad u tell her or should I? A doc advising his patient who had a heart attack: No smoking, no drinking & hv sex only with ur wife because it is important that you avoid excitement. babuhavas Edited June 27, 2009 by babuhavas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Some of them are so old, i recall kicking the end of my cott out when I first heard em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSnake Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Ok, some oldie and goodie here Not to bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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