Q: Who's senior: Penis or Vagina?

A: Vagina, because penis always stands up in its honour.

Prof teaching muscle movement, asks a lady: Do you know what your asshol_e does when you have an orgasm?

Lady: Sure, he's at the office, working!

What's the geographical definition of sex?

It's an action done by Pol-land into Hol-land between Thai-land, occasionally with a little help from Greece!

Little Girl: Mom, I just found out that the boy next door has a penis like a peanut.

Mommy: U mean it's small?

Little Girl: No, it's salty.

A kiss is called humanity if its on cheek, love if on lips, passion if on breast, humor if on navel, sex if on vagina and called bravery if its on ass hole.

Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'Goods delivered are not returnable.'

Groom gave another note back to father: 'Contract void if seal is broken.'

Old chinese proverb says: "Man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok."

Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-olympic sex .

Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?

Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years.

A frustrated father's defensive reply in a sms msg to his offensive unruly son... I should have wasted u in the bathroom!

Son kills a butterfly.

Dad: No butter for 2 weeks.

Son kills a honeybee.

Dad: No honey for 2 weeks.

Mom kills a cockroach.

Son: Dad u tell her or should I?

A doc advising his patient who had a heart attack: No smoking, no drinking & hv sex only with ur wife because it is important that you avoid excitement.

babuhavas

Edited June 27, 200917 yr by babuhavas

Some of them are so old, i recall kicking the end of my cott out when I first heard em

Ok, some oldie and goodie here Not to bad.