Gazza Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Thanks all.I think very few would work for a Thai comedian with poor English and pronunciation, but never mind, keep em coming. Can anyone think of some one liners relevant to a farang being in a mainly Thai audience? In that case try the usual Thai comedians one-liner. To farang in audience: "You know, my father's a Farang. And my mother's a Papaya". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aughie Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 (edited) Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red? A: To hide in rambutans trees. Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails many colors? A: To hide in jelly bean jars. Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a jelly bean jar? No? A: Pretty good hiders aren't they! Edited March 5, 2005 by aughie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerry921 Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Q: How do you find a farang in a room full of Thais? A: Your friend has to come up with the answer, after all, he's the comedian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 (edited) Q: How do you find a farang in a room full of Thais?A: Your friend has to come up with the answer, after all, he's the comedian. A: He'll be the one smiling like a <deleted>' idiot trying not to stand out and because he won't have a clue what's being said. In fact...it'd probably be me. Edited March 5, 2005 by Gazza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insight Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Two guys walk onto a bar. You'd think the first guy should of noticed. I'll get my coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Two guys walk onto a bar. You'd think the first guy should of noticed.I'll get my coat. And I'll hail you a cab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Burr Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 What do you call an anorexic woman with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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