English Material For Thai Comedien.

[Gazza]

Thanks all.

I think very few would work for a Thai comedian with poor English and pronunciation, but never mind, keep em coming.

Can anyone think of some one liners relevant to a farang being in a mainly Thai audience?

In that case try the usual Thai comedians one-liner.

To farang in audience: "You know, my father's a Farang. And my mother's a Papaya".

[aughie]

Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A: To hide in rambutans trees.

Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails many colors?

A: To hide in jelly bean jars.

Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a jelly bean jar? No?

A: Pretty good hiders aren't they!

Edited March 5, 2005 by aughie

[jerry921]

Q: How do you find a farang in a room full of Thais?

A:

Your friend has to come up with the answer, after all, he's the comedian.

[Gazza]

Q: How do you find a farang in a room full of Thais?

A:

Your friend has to come up with the answer, after all, he's the comedian.

A:

He'll be the one smiling like a <deleted>' idiot trying not to stand out and because he won't have a clue what's being said.

In fact...it'd probably be me.

Edited March 5, 2005 by Gazza

[Insight]

Two guys walk onto a bar. You'd think the first guy should of noticed.

I'll get my coat.

[Gazza]

Two guys walk onto a bar. You'd think the first guy should of noticed.

I'll get my coat.

And I'll hail you a cab.

[Sir Burr]

What do you call an anorexic woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.