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These are actual signs found in churches around the States.

1. A bean supper will be held on Saturday evening in the

church basement. Music will follow.

2. The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce

the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs.

Julius Belzer.

3. Tonights sermon: What is h*ll? Come early and listen

to our choir practice.

4. For those of you who have children and don't know it,

we have a nursery downstairs.

5. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church

and community.

6. Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.

7. Don't let worry kill you off -- let the church help.

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