gilmore34 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Today Im leaving Norway for 3 weeks in Phuket. Any last minute tip or advice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markg Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Today Im leaving Norway for 3 weeks in Phuket. Any last minute tip or advice? Yes. Drive on the left. Wear a helmet when riding a motorcycle. Don't drive drunk. Wear sunscreen on the beach. Watch the red flags on the beach and don't swim if they are flying. Don't swim whilst drunk. Always wear a condom, even when not having sex, that way, you won't forget when you are. Don't take drugs. Don't fall in love with a girl who promises to love you for a long time. She's lying. Don't fall in love with property that the estate agent says you can own for ever. He is lying. Don't drink Chang beer. It's nasty. Don't give your ATM or Visa card to anyone. Don't take Tuk-Tuks. Don't believe half of what you read on forums. Have a good holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LivinLOS Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Today Im leaving Norway for 3 weeks in Phuket. Any last minute tip or advice? Yes. Drive on the left. Wear a helmet when riding a motorcycle. Don't drive drunk. Wear sunscreen on the beach. Watch the red flags on the beach and don't swim if they are flying. Don't swim whilst drunk. Always wear a condom, even when not having sex, that way, you won't forget when you are. Don't take drugs. Don't fall in love with a girl who promises to love you for a long time. She's lying. Don't fall in love with property that the estate agent says you can own for ever. He is lying. Don't drink Chang beer. It's nasty. Don't give your ATM or Visa card to anyone. Don't take Tuk-Tuks. Don't believe half of what you read on forums. Have a good holiday. Take care of your knees.. Youll miss them once they are gone Have a great time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilmore34 Posted September 23, 2009 Author Share Posted September 23, 2009 The condom have been on for ages, Im always drunk anyway, and I never fall in love unless I can drink it. See all soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnboy72 Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 If you can, get a red t-shirt with "f*#$ united I love Thaksin" printed. Will go down a storm with the local city supporters. Umbrella's handy as well at the mo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waza Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 (edited) Dont hire a jetski. Dont drink tap water and dont swim at the beach. Dont forget to have fun. Edited September 24, 2009 by waza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surangw Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 bring lots of money for partying and call me when you get here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassdude007 Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Dont hire a jetski. Dont drink tap water and dont swim at the beach. Dont forget to have fun. ?????? why don't swim at the beach????? i swim everyday at the beach its fantastic its why i come to Phuket the beach...???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ping Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Because of the rip - during the low season, there are strong undercurrents at all the western side beaches and many drownings (Thais included). If you want to swim here, come during high season (when the winds and currents change direction). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilmore34 Posted October 13, 2009 Author Share Posted October 13, 2009 Now Im back in Norway, but it wont be long before Im going back. Had a blast of a holiday, and didnt see any of the things you warned about. Even played for offshore bar in the Patong pool league with "JJ" on my team. :-)) Just a tip: If you wanna play a pool tournement, every wednesday they have a tournement at Absolute bar. The tournement is very good, and there are also some good players there. See you soon Phuket. :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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