A. BOOZER Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Subject: Shopping choices Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare. Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings? Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare. Customer: Hamburger Relish? Shopkeeper: Cancer scare Customer: Sausage and Mash? Shopkeeper: Cancer scare Customer: Cottage Pie? Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare. Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare? Shopkeeper: Yes Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then. Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sumitr Man Posted March 23, 2005 Share Posted March 23, 2005 Never mind the cancer scare - I'd have a heart attack if someone told me to pay 4.50 for a packet of fags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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