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An elderly man and woman met after both moved into a retirement home.

They got pretty friendly and really enjoyed each other's company.

After about three weeks, the man said, "I know we are both old and can't do much

sexually anymore, but if I pulled out my penis, would you hold it?"

The woman saw no harm in it, so she agreed. Every day for the next

month the couple would sit in the park by the lake and the old woman would

hold the man's penis.

One day the man didn't show up at their regular meeting place.

Concerned, the woman set out to search for him. She spotted him on a park bench farther down the shoreline with another woman beside him. As she

approached she saw that his penis was in the other woman's hand.

Enraged and hurt, she said, "We have been together for two months and I

thought we were getting along just fine. Now I find you here with this

other woman. What does she have that I don't?"

"Parkinson's," the old man said with a smile.

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