Cowboy Boots

[JimGant]

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, recently moved to Texas. Ray has

always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one

day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the

house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"

Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks

back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he

asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now??"

Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down

today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again

tomorrow."

Furious, Ray yells,"AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING

DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING

AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!"

To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shouda bought a hat."