Nat Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Thought I'd inject a bit of light humour in here A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on it's face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francois Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 good one Nat, Khate, girls you gave me a light morning thanks :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 It is gentlemanly to be the runner-up Nat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 The guy said to the girl at a party...stay overnight with me....how do you like your eggs in the morning ? Says she, "unfertilzed thanks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathe2 Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 good one Nat, Khate, girls you gave me a light morning thanks :cool: Merci Francois, Joking wan la nid jit jam sai...like laughing is the best medicine and i save for my Migraine today too. ;-) Kathe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathe2 Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 The weather is so dull outside, dark and colddddd...I need sunny day and little smile... Joke of the day...;-) A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute's terms. When she undressed, he noticed that she had no public hair. The man shouted, " What, no wool ? In my country all women have wool down there ! " The prostitute snapped back, " What do you want to do, knit or screw ? " ........ :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nat Posted October 24, 2003 Author Share Posted October 24, 2003 It is gentlemanly to be the runner-up Nat wouldn't expect anything less from you Dr :: must admit didn't take you as the trigger happy type Kathe agree, laughter is the best medicine - luv the joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 and many happy returns...heheheh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nat Posted October 24, 2003 Author Share Posted October 24, 2003 WOW!!!.........where are my cigarettes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Are they for during or between events ? Like the tongue ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nat Posted October 24, 2003 Author Share Posted October 24, 2003 hee...hee between - as the mouth is too busy during Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 I come on time ( every time ) as decent people do, It is all in the timing Nat....never late or early..,.on time It's like a country dinner party plenty of seconds :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nat Posted October 24, 2003 Author Share Posted October 24, 2003 I'm impressed Dr not often one encounters a man with good timing and rhythm - unusual You must be great at the horizontal tango Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Yoo teenai na krub ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 I come on time ( every time ) as decent people do, It is all in the timing Nat....never late or early..,.on time It's like a country dinner party plenty of seconds :cool: Well Dr. as you say so, I discussed this point with my MD ,being jealous and all. Now I am ok, he said I could do the same.... to say so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Welcome to the Performers Club Axel...we'll be much in demand hereabouts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pnustedt Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on it's face. Nat - don't you know the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nat Posted November 5, 2003 Author Share Posted November 5, 2003 what about a cock-a-doodle-doo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 WOW!!!.........where are my cigarettes? You gave 'em up GOOD FOR YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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