Thought I'd inject a bit of light humour in here  

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on it's face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question".

good one  

Nat, Khate, girls you gave me a light morning  

thanks :cool:

It is gentlemanly to be the runner-up Nat      

The guy said to the girl at a party...stay overnight with me....how do you like your eggs in the morning ? Says she, "unfertilzed thanks"      

good one  

Nat, Khate, girls you gave me a light morning  

thanks :cool:

Merci Francois,

Joking wan la nid jit jam sai...like laughing is the best medicine and i save for my Migraine today too. ;-)

Kathe

The weather is so dull outside, dark and colddddd...I need sunny day and little smile...

Joke of the day...;-)

A husky foreigner, looking for  sex, accepted a prostitute's terms. When she undressed, he noticed that she had no public hair.

The man shouted, " What, no wool ? In my country all women have wool down there ! "

The prostitute snapped back, " What do you want to do, knit or screw ? "

........ :cool:

It is gentlemanly to be the runner-up Nat      

wouldn't expect anything less from you Dr   ::  

must admit didn't take you as the trigger happy type  

Kathe agree, laughter is the best medicine - luv the joke  

and many happy returns...heheheh    

WOW!!!.........where are my cigarettes?  

Are they for during or between events ?       Like the tongue ?    

hee...hee between - as the mouth is too busy during  

I come on time ( every time ) as decent people do, It is all in the timing Nat....never late or early..,.on time         It's like a country dinner party plenty of seconds        :cool:

I'm impressed Dr not often one encounters a man with good timing and rhythm - unusual   You must be great at the horizontal tango  

Yoo teenai na krub ?

I come on time ( every time ) as decent people do, It is all in the timing Nat....never late or early..,.on time         It's like a country dinner party plenty of seconds        :cool:

Well Dr. as you say so, I discussed this point with my MD ,being jealous and all.

Now I am ok, he said I could do the same....

to say so...

Welcome to the Performers Club Axel...we'll be much in demand hereabouts    

The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on it's face.

Nat - don't you know the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is when you use a feather.

Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

what about a cock-a-doodle-doo

WOW!!!.........where are my cigarettes?  

You gave 'em up GOOD FOR YOU