Baron kurt von Reisenburg Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Losers. You are all losers. All you idiots out there who moan and complain about Thailand girls are losers. Let me introduce myself. I am Baron Kurt von Reisenburg from Bavaria and I am on holiday in Pattaya. I am not young, I do not exercise, I eat well and I drink a lot. Very simply, I am handsome. I know I am handsome. And Thailand girls know I am handsome too. Thailand girls love me. They respect me. They find me handsome. They know I come from a good country. And they know I have the money to give them a good time. I am coming to Pattaya maybe 6 times every year. I understand Thailand better than all of you idiots and I know what Thailand girls like. You people who complain are losers. You understand nothing. You know nothing. Thailand girls like me because I am strong and rich. You are weak and puny. I say this to you losers. Go home. Do not come to Pattaya. Leave Pattaya to us Germans. Thailand girls like men who enjoy eating and drinking and enjoying themselves. Thailand girls hate losers who are young and who take care of themselves and who have no money. Losers. Go away all of you losers. Stop talking bad about the girls of Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chonabot Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Twas a poor effort methinks. ps Your breath stinks.....and you have the genitalia of a fieldmouse....alas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spellbound Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Excuse Me "Baron Kurt von Reisenburg" have you for got who is the losers, YOU LOST 2 WORLD WARS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 SPELLBOUND unfair and politically incorrect. They came second in the two wars Und Baron Klaus RAUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 Another fake baron von Reisebuero or traveloffice? Carefull my fat friend, fakes are steamrolled here and leave the ladies alone, you are too heavy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomy Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 and we will never see him again , i guest its just a momment thing, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D80 Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 This is quite funny! hahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phazey Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 Is anyone selling peanuts or popcorn for this comedy act ? ./P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thetyim Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 Thank you for your sincere and factual advice. I shall be leaving immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud Zumwalt Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 To the Baron, The baron says, let me introduce myself. I am just like Bud I am Baron Kurt von Reisenburg from Bavaria and I am on holiday in Pattaya. I am not young, I do not exercise, I eat well and I drink a lot. Very simply, I am handsome. I know I am handsome. And Thailand girls know I am handsome too. Finally, a gentleman with class, style, someone just like me! But lost the wars. Bud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kathe2 Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 Mr. Kurt is expert in Thaiwomen. He is handsome ( he said ) , he is rich and he is strong. He likes good food and pocket full of money. Finally the gentleman with class who loves only Pattaya class women... Smell likes I am in the Fish Market now..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMan Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 Hey Baron you speak excellent English for a German but as you are a Baron I will talk to you so you understand Du bist Verookt mann Gehe Weg und halts maule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 BUDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IS BACK NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCal Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 See Doc, Miracles do happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 SoCal he's either still on the job or in a recovery ward. The silence is deafening....so unBudlike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kan Win Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Are Buds wiser than we are ? Happy new beer Welcome Mr. Singha. He must be wiser than old BUDWISER......... LOL only joking :cool: :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinN Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 More than likely the young girls he speaks of are preteen,Germany sends more pedophile sex tourist tours to Thailand than any other country,I have heard this years ago from a french tour booking agency in the USA that books for a german co. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Hmmmmmm we have to remember that ole Buddy has got a pair on the go....doudle trouble again ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IT Manager Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 YOU LOST 2 WORLD WARS You bitch spellbound :laugh: :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chonabot Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Finally the gentleman with class who loves only Pattaya class women...Smell likes I am in the Fish Market now..... Nice ladylike touch there Kathe , showing less class than those you mock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud Zumwalt Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 You know the deal, money equals honey, no money no honey. So, being handsome and money equals more honeys. Being older means more experience with the honeys and money for lots of blue pills to keep her happy. Bud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francois Posted November 1, 2003 Share Posted November 1, 2003 Leave Pattaya to us Germans and bavarian ... hum hum ??? is your country such a shit place to stay that we see so many of you germans drunkers around? or just a taste for easy sex ... you don't like german girls? or may be they don't like you? if so, Thai girls neither ... just something written on your forehead ...like ATM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Pat Pong Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 Germany is surely not better or worse as any other country in Europe. And Francois, you are surely right that German girls won't give a shit on him. But it's totally unnecessary to prejudice all Germans just because of a stupid ###### from Bavaria who calls himselves "Baron von ...". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 nor other trollers using such a distinguished name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nat Posted November 17, 2003 Share Posted November 17, 2003 everyone wants to be like Dr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muay_thai Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 I have only 3 questions which I think define the term "losers" pretty well: 1. Name the loser of World War 2 ? 2. In the 1966 World Cup Final, who was the losing side ? 3. England recently hammered which country 5 - 1 ? I would be most pleased if someone could tell me the answers to all 3 questions. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aitit Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 Might be that the Baron is real and not a fake, if then Bavaria is a good place to search for such "characters". Reminds me that people like him was another reason not to live in germany. Only a pitty that they let such kind of guys out there.Guess they don't really want him there also. Quite amazing that some of you get back to WW2 just because a bloke like this is posting rubbish here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nat Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 Reminds me that people like him was another reason not to live in germany. There is the occasional dumpfbacke but most are nice. They do however make the best poppyseed strudel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aitit Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 Reminds me that people like him was another reason not to live in germany. There is the occasional dumpfbacke but most are nice. They do however make the best poppyseed strudel Shure, not all are like him, if there wouln't be some left with human sence that country will be run down totally already. Guess it changed for the better in the last 10 years that I'm not living there. It's just that I knew to much people like him over there, besides that,I believe you can find people like him in any country, I'm even not so much sure that he comes from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kan Win Posted November 18, 2003 Share Posted November 18, 2003 I have only 3 questions which I think define the term "losers" pretty well:1. Name the loser of World War 2 ? 2. In the 1966 World Cup Final, who was the losing side ? 3. England recently hammered which country 5 - 1 ? I would be most pleased if someone could tell me the answers to all 3 questions. Thanks Bavaria LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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