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Are you up for it? :)

I remember the bouncer in Nana Plaza who became the greeter upstairs in the pool place.

If you spend long enough in that world who knows????

Not yet. I'm hoping its not something that they offer in the 24 hour A&E hospitals.

Reminds me of a joke:

A chap went to the doctor's; "Doctor, doctor, I want to be ... eh, you know.. eh... castrated"

"Are you sure of this sir, its a very big step to take"

Yes, I'm quite sure, I've talked it over with my wife, and I definitely want to be, eh... you know... erm, castrated"

"Fair enough" says the doctor, and schedules and performs the operation.

Next day, on awakening, the patient turns to the man in the next bed "What are you in for"

"I'm here to be circumcised"

"That's the word I was looking for!"

My apologies for pulling this back to the topic of my other thread, but it just goes to show the importance of saying what you mean in the right words....

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Being that if you were drunk enough to wind up in that situation you would have a high enough BAC and you would bleed profusely due to thinned blood. I doubt you would wake up...

Now, waking up with a sore ass because you brought home someone who is part way through the process is much more likely.

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Being that if you were drunk enough to wind up in that situation you would have a high enough BAC and you would bleed profusely due to thinned blood. I doubt you would wake up...

Now, waking up with a sore ass because you brought home someone who is part way through the process is much more likely.

At least you could try to cover the latter up and pretend it never happened, though you might need a saxaphone reed fitted to recover the melody of your old wind chimes

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