lemel Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 • I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. • (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes. • Nice legs...what time do they open? • Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. • You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? • Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? • I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. • I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? • I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. • Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the ###### outta me. • I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. • Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag. • I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. • Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway the heaven? • You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. • Are those real? • You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. • I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. • If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. • I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. • You know if I were you, I'd have sex with me. • You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions? • F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom? • Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. • My name is (name)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later. • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? • Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. • My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. " • Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. • My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to. • I know milk does a body good, but ######, how much have you been drinking? • I've lost my phone number, can I have yours? • If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public. • Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza? • Baby, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me. • Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mnoorsapl Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 great one liners. my fav "Nice legs...what time do they open?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 • I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.• I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. • You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. • You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions? • My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 All goodies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nemi Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? This is mah favorite.... All of this stuff is cooooool....!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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