Here is a CLEVER CAPER for you....but then..... If you wanted to actually SEE a clever caper, you might need to visit CAMBRIDGE...... BUT, .....NOT that has-been Cambridge in the UK.... You would need to visit Cambridge, Massachusetts. You guys, from the UK, think you know everything. Most of you do not know a caper when you see one. HERE is a caper: The days of the Merry Pranksters are OVER........in the UK, due to the flood of immigrants from Africa, ones that have zero intelligence, and even less sense of pranksterism. The UK has changed...for good, which is something REALLY BAD....of course. What is it that you really want from the Pub, these days....anyway.... IRONY of the traditional type? You will NOT find it here, my friend. IF you are looking for good and satisfying Irony, then why don't you read books, instead of complaining....??? Just how much IRONY do you prefer on TV? Say the word..... Just say the word..... If you want to get SERIOUS, then TV is not the the place for you. Nobody understands Irony on TV. Stop complaining. The Pub is ....The Cat's Meao...... It's So Fine....It's SUNSHINE...... Stop your complaining. ====================== And, by the way....NEED i mention..........the greatest Irony of All? Enjoy your life, while ye may....
