Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

Two businessmen in Muswellbrook were sitting

down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop...

As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with only a few

shelves set up.

One said to the other, "I bet any minute now

some pensioner is going to walk by, put his

face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth

when, sure enough, a curious old woman

walked to the window, had a peek, and in a

soft voice asked,

"What are you selling here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're

selling arse-holes."

.

:

:

:

:

Without skipping a beat, the old dear said,

”Must be doing well... Only two left."

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.



×
×
  • Create New...