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There is a new book out which all great golfers should read. Those not so great may also read and learn. Here is a brief synopsis of the content, chapter by chapter…

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker

Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Marshal the Finger

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

Chapter 7 - Crying and How to Handle it

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 10 AM

Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round

Chapter 10 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water

Chapter 11 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th

Chapter 12 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome

Chapter 13 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee

Chapter 14 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

Chapter 15 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt

Chapter 16 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever

And for my Scottish friends…

"Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe."

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One of the best golfing jokes I heard was from Bob Hope who said he played with some guy who used to cheat so much that even when he had a hole in one he would put zero on his scorecard.

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