Wanted: Americans With Bad @Ss Writing Skills

[Xrayseven]

Have you ever dreamed about retiring to Thailand but didn't think (or knew!) you didn't have enough money to do it?

Did you ever try to retire to Thailand but ran out of money in the process and had to go back? (sux)

Ever think about how gratifying it would be to tell the world to bite your ss and just drop off the grid and live on some tropical island somewhere?

Ever dream about what life would be like if you could literally make money from anywhere in the world? (Not yes, but h-AIL yes!)

If you could identify and answered in the affirmative to any of these scenarios, then listen up:

If you have OUT-FREAKING-STANDING command of the English language including the use of tense, syntax, punctuation, grammar, spelling, know the difference of when to use "insure" or "ensure", and can chew bubblegum and walk at the same time, I will pay you a million dollars each for writing resumes and give you as many as you can handle. Alright...you got me...not quite a million, but I will pay you 20 bucks each.

Now, that may not sound like a helluvalota money (and if you're trying to live on that in the States you are absolutely correct), but you can live just fine on that much dinero in Southeast Asia my friend.

Wanna work casual and only crank out 2 or 3 a day? No problem - come on down - you're the next contestant on the price is right.

Wanna go nuts and do 4 or 5 a day for a while until you can build up some cash and then scale back some? You can do that too.

You don't have to be college edumacated to do this - in fact, the only thing you have to do in addition to all of the above (besides pay taxes and die), is to be able to learn, follow instructions, and (I gotta get serious here a sec), be reliable. Ya can't leave me hangin.

If you're saying to yourself, "Dambit Gumby...I can do that dude", then what are you waiting for!? Don't just read this 463 thousand times like you see the other posts preceeding this one calling for SEO writers and not do anything about it - RUN! Don't walk, and EMAIL me about it right now!!!

Hurry up, because I'm only taking the top 2 contenders for this position for now, but expect to be needing more talent in the not too distant future.