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Nienke

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Merry Christmas to you all.

I am back to a very cold and white UK.

Love CM, but also love a pretty olde dog-friendly country pub with a couple of fine hounds stretched out asleep before a roaring log fire. Real ale and free roast potatoes on the bar.

Can I catch the village beauty under the mistletoe?

I feel quite "Christmassy".

Rgds

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To all a very Merry Christmas and a

Happy New year.

for those of you feeling a little low or displaced I offer up this news .

Did You know this little Christmas Story?

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more

When he went to harness the reindeer, two of them had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Not a lot of people know this.

I hope that little story brings a smile to your face.

On a side note I can not vouch for the accuracy of this little tale.

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