Trebilcock Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Can anyone help me out, please, with those old sayings about the respective European and Asian versions of Heaven & ######? The only parts I can remember are- In European heaven, the cooks are French, the police are English, the women are Italian, and the whole thing is organised by the Germans. In European ######, the cooks are English, the women are German. In Asian heaven, the cooks are Singaporean, the women are Thai, the mechanics are Korean, the whole thing is organised by the Japanese. In Asian ######, the women are Japanese (or is it Korean?), the police are Thai, the whole thing is organised by the Fillippinos. I seem to recall that one version included the weather, except of course that that would mean England having two hits in the "######" category. Incidentally, when I clicked "preview post", the obvious and apparently harmless word for the opposite of heaven (rhymes with "bell") seems to have been censored. Am I missing something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abandon Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 In heaven the cooks are French the police are English the engineers are German the lovers are Italian and it is all organised by the Swiss In he11 the Cooks are English the police are German the Engineers are French the lovers are Swiss and it is all organised by the Italians Dunno what it has to do with Thailand though - maybe should be in the Jokes section ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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