onionluke Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Some guid news SC...having arranged a wee session with ma cousin back in Auld Reekie for late March. I'll need tae buy a camera so all suggestions welcome on that front. Obviously in the spirit ay the thread any ridiculous suggestions will be treated in the appropriate manner. Kenwhitahmeanthaddyyabam? I'm lookin' forward tae it bein' honest...its bin a while. Souryejoinin'usforacrawlaboot?andmaybeevenapieandbovrildoonGorgiewayorahowffneabbyortwo...! We've still not confirmed Diggers is still there, since Patsycat never turned up last Christmas, I think. I doubt I'll have the money for the planned Chinese New Year trip, so March is a possibility, but I've bought my ticket to HK for the sevens at the end of March already (though not the rugby ticket...) I doubt it'll be practical to get a ticket for the Six Nations games; Calcutta Cup is up first in February and Scotland are away in March, first in Dublin, then to Paris. SO actually, that would be better, since I could show my support for the Regions. It might be five years since I was in a pub in Edinburgh. Anyway, in the spirit of the thread... ARSE SC Well it's still there as far as I know. My last visit was before a friendly against Australia wher we got well beaten as usual; my mate and I wore kilts and Aussie cricket shirts because they were gubbing the Poms in the Ashes jeezuzchristmandyoononohowtaeswareman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pastitche Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Some guid news SC...having arranged a wee session with ma cousin back in Auld Reekie for late March. I'll need tae buy a camera so all suggestions welcome on that front. Obviously in the spirit ay the thread any ridiculous suggestions will be treated in the appropriate manner. Kenwhitahmeanthaddyyabam? I'm lookin' forward tae it bein' honest...its bin a while. Souryejoinin'usforacrawlaboot?andmaybeevenapieandbovrildoonGorgiewayorahowffneabbyortwo...! We've still not confirmed Diggers is still there, since Patsycat never turned up last Christmas, I think. I doubt I'll have the money for the planned Chinese New Year trip, so March is a possibility, but I've bought my ticket to HK for the sevens at the end of March already (though not the rugby ticket...) I doubt it'll be practical to get a ticket for the Six Nations games; Calcutta Cup is up first in February and Scotland are away in March, first in Dublin, then to Paris. SO actually, that would be better, since I could show my support for the Regions. It might be five years since I was in a pub in Edinburgh. Anyway, in the spirit of the thread... ARSE SC Well it's still there as far as I know. My last visit was before a friendly against Australia wher we got well beaten as usual; my mate and I wore kilts and Aussie cricket shirts because they were gubbing the Poms in the Ashes jeezuzchristmandyoononohowtaeswareman Well to be honest I can't decide whether this is Stanley Baxter or Irvine Welsh. We linguistic purists tend to avoid, if possible, becoming involved in such controversial areas lest we have an influence on the stasis of endangered tongues and the idiosyncratic syntax that might pertain thereto. I am of course from what might be described as the Eden of Scotland, where refinement of language and manners has survived the rude assaults of the barbaric hordes who surround us on all sides. So fare ye well my benighted brethren and may enlightenment come upon you on your path through this turbulent ocean of life - awfuc_khowcanyegetapaththroughanoceanyafuc_kinnumptie? My son, always a property magnate, bought a flat on the outskirts of Craigmillar, close to the University Arms, and his best mate from school was his lodger. The mate worked beside Welshie in the Scottish Office and like Welshie looked for another career. He's Head of the English Dept in a well-known school now so guess who makes the most money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Tony Blair of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pastitche Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Tony Blair of course. In a jocular thread such as this swearing is acceptable, but using those two words is disgraceful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 (edited) Tony Blair of course. In a jocular thread such as this swearing is acceptable, but using those two words is disgraceful Agreed. Getting back to speech patterns, I noticed in a different thread you said you are Scottish, can I just ask, is your user name how Sean Connery says 'pastie' ? Edited November 26, 2011 by Thaddeus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Tony Blair of course. In a jocular thread such as this swearing is acceptable, but using those two words is disgraceful Agreed. Getting back to speech patterns, I noticed in a different thread you said you are Scottish, can I just ask, is your user name how Sean Connery says 'pastie' ? I thought it was because he's pastiche prime . "inthibiggininwisthiwurd In the beggining was the sound " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pastitche Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Tony Blair of course. In a jocular thread such as this swearing is acceptable, but using those two words is disgraceful Agreed. Getting back to speech patterns, I noticed in a different thread you said you are Scottish, can I just ask, is your user name how Sean Connery says 'pastie' ? I thought it was because he's pastiche prime . "inthibiggininwisthiwurd In the beggining was the sound " It's not pastiche but pastitche - that should make it easier for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 It's not pastiche but pastitche - that should make it easier for you The rash has cleared up then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 It's not pastiche but pastitche - that should make it easier for you The rash has cleared up then? only on the bit of the tit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 It's not pastiche but pastitche - that should make it easier for you The rash has cleared up then? only on the bit of the tit I think you are getting a bit confused there, my bad, the pasties I meant are the Cornish ones, the type you eat, first syllable pass not pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 It's not pastiche but pastitche - that should make it easier for you The rash has cleared up then? only on the bit of the tit I think you are getting a bit confused there, my bad, the pasties I meant are the Cornish ones, the type you eat, first syllable pass not pay. I will have to complect on that one . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 (edited) Biscuit, why ... Edited March 30, 2012 by David48 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted March 30, 2012 Author Share Posted March 30, 2012 Biscuit, why ... ! A handy reminder that every cruel and thoughtless hurtful jibe is made on the back of someone struggling with the challenges and hurdles that life throws at them, eh aneliane? I can just see that lady as a future lady priest, receiving confession,... SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KIWIBATCH Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 I have this syndrome...here is a picture of me at school in New Zealand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Sothereawisthismorningettinouttaeinversneckiefiraweewanderanlookwhoarafoondmasel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Soacrossestheroadlikesandfuc_kmewhitapalaverthatwiskenbitonywayafindsmaselootsidethispubjistefteropenintimewhitafuc_kinresult! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Iwanderedinsideandignoredthelooksagoatfaetheoldladshaeintheirconstitutionalandheadedstraighttaethebarfirapint Sorryfirthepoorqualitykenbitmahandswerestillshakinfaelastnight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Soacrossestheroadlikesandfuc_kmewhitapalaverthatwiskenbitonywayafindsmaselootsidethispubjistefteropenintimewhitafuc_kinresult! thanka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Anywaythebarmanwizawrightabootmadishevelledappearanceansortedmeootwiaproperpintnaneayyerlagerpishmind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted April 6, 2012 Author Share Posted April 6, 2012 Soacrossestheroadlikesandfuc_kmewhitapalaverthatwiskenbitonywayafindsmaselootsidethispubjistefteropenintimewhitafuc_kinresult! Did ye get a bit o practice in the fir the morra's boat race? Wis it stowed wi Toulousain up for the Heineken quarter-final? SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Threeminuteslaterandwithootittouchinthesidesitwistimefiranither Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted April 6, 2012 Author Share Posted April 6, 2012 Anywaythebarmanwizawrightabootmadishevelledappearanceansortedmeootwiaproperpintnaneayyerlagerpishmind Where's the 'gaspinwithirst' smiley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Soitbeinafriendlyplaceanawthatahidaweewalkaboot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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smokie36 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Ahstucktaethewaninthemiddlejistthewayitshouldbeitwisqualitymanbelievemefuc_kinnectar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted April 6, 2012 Author Share Posted April 6, 2012 Sowisyetherejohnnynomatesonyerseeneytoddlike,man It seems a wee bit quiet - cryptic, even SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 I was busy with a bottle of Belhaven Stout on Wodensday at Stanley , I was looking after the boy , as he ran around and played , and lo , I sat down outside the old temple beside the plaza to enjoy the drink . Well i soon noticed the wee man had dissapeared . I went forf to find him , and there he was sitting on the wall holding back a greet . He thought ah had fuc_ked off and left him . I felt like a total arse . So I took to him to the smugglers for a pack of quavers and ah hada pint ae cider . Bliss , wi get back on the dukey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 Eventuallyitwistimetaemoveonwithescorepoisedat6allhalftimeanamissedthesecondhalfcossomeprickdidnaecheckootaethehotelearlyenuffsoimafftaecheckootthescoreihopeyeenjoyedtheseanyways... Cheers...hoe you enjoyed that as much as I did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onionluke Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 (edited) dinnaestaggercossomementalbasturtwillsmellthetropicalsunaffyeman Edited April 6, 2012 by onionluke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StreetCowboy Posted April 6, 2012 Author Share Posted April 6, 2012 Eventuallyitwistimetaemoveonwithescorepoisedat6allhalftimeanamissedthesecondhalfcossomeprickdidnaecheckootaethehotelearlyenuffsoimafftaecheckootthescoreihopeyeenjoyedtheseanyways... Cheers...hoe you enjoyed that as much as I did! I'll have a vicarious sair heid (no a sarey heid) in the morning Maybe I'll pop over to Sids to give myself cause for complaint http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/540863-ten-things-you-will-never-hear-in-thailand/page__view__findpost__p__5186536 SC SC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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