Female Mongers!

[raro]

Not that i'm proud about it, but the other night I have been approached in a not-to-be-named bar in a well-known Beach Resort Town in the Eastern Seaboard by a Farang lady in her end-30s or rather early-40s that in case I was "in the mood" some not further specified activities could be on the to-do list, adding that it does not even cost the bar-fine.

No, I was not in the mood.

[Abandon]

They aren't all old.  I have a house and a building rented out to two gals (one's decent looking, the other is a bit of a butterface but in rather good shape; won't quote their nationalities just in case they are TV members)   in their 30's who have local boys coming through left and right (one at a time, a few nights at a time) like they are shooting porn inside.  Whatever works, as long as the rent is on time and nothing illegal is going on. 

What is a butterface ?

[Ajarn_Jonesy]

I don't buy into this.

A guy's hydraulics don't work if the woman is an old minger.

ps

Viagra cannot help, as if you don't actually 'fancy' the person, the chemicals don't work.

Thats why all these old blokes who buy viagra to take with their 70 year old wife find that they still can't get wood. However, if they take a pill when with an 18 year old minx, it works fine.

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If that were the case, then how about the really old bald ugly gay types running around with a young Thai bloke get on........

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Assume the old geezers are doing the buggering!!

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UhhhGG Nasty

[Khutan]

<snip>No, I was not in the mood. <snip>

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I like to respond when that happens "What..... with YOU? ..... Sorry, you just aren't my type"

[sonic_11uk]

When I was travelling in the north of Thailand a few years back, I noticed a Dutch woman hitched up with a guide from a hilltribe jungle tour.

His mate explained that they often charm the ladies when they take them on long treks through the jungle when the ladies are in need of some hilltribe loving!!!

When they returned to the village, the girls stayed with the guys until they had to go home. The other villagers didn't understand why affluent falang women would go with a boy working a meniable job.

[thaibebop]

They aren't all old.   I have a house and a building rented out to two gals (one's decent looking, the other is a bit of a butterface but in rather good shape; won't quote their nationalities just in case they are TV members)   in their 30's who have local boys coming through left and right (one at a time, a few nights at a time) like they are shooting porn inside.   Whatever works, as long as the rent is on time and nothing illegal is going on. 

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What is a butterface ?

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Everything was nice looking.......but her face.

[RDN]

They aren't all old.  I have a house and a building rented out to two gals (one's decent looking, the other is a bit of a butterface but in rather good shape; won't quote their nationalities just in case they are TV members)   in their 30's who have local boys coming through left and right (one at a time, a few nights at a time) like they are shooting porn inside.  Whatever works, as long as the rent is on time and nothing illegal is going on. 

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What is a butterface ?

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Everything was nice looking.......but her face.

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"Sack over the head job"?

[The Gentleman Scamp]

I had a sugar mummy once in England, we were just good friends until her 50th birthday when we'd had a few drinks and I gave her a special 'Scampy' massage.

Things got out of hand, it wasn't good for our friendship, I wouldn't do it again.

That said, she taught me a thing or two.

[Mighty Mouse]

I had a sugar mummy once in England, we were just good friends until her 50th birthday when we'd had a few drinks and I gave her a special 'Scampy' massage.

Things got out of hand, it wasn't good for our friendship, I wouldn't do it again.

That said, she taught me a thing or two.

OK...you have now whet our appetites, so don't stop there.

I assume you were massaging her with your hands, so WHAT THINGS "got out of hand?"

Did you lose your grip on her things?

Where did her things end up?

What did she teach you that you didn't know before?

C'mon...spill the beans....

[cdnvic]

What did she teach you that you didn't know before?

C'mon...spill the beans....

We always wondered how he paid for those knitting lessons.

cv

[Abandon]

They aren't all old.   I have a house and a building rented out to two gals (one's decent looking, the other is a bit of a butterface but in rather good shape; won't quote their nationalities just in case they are TV members)   in their 30's who have local boys coming through left and right (one at a time, a few nights at a time) like they are shooting porn inside.   Whatever works, as long as the rent is on time and nothing illegal is going on. 

What is a butterface ?

Everything was nice looking.......but her face.