Elves – A Christmas Conundrum

[stevehaigh]

I watched Polar Express last night; what a great movie and incredibly well done. Anyhow, I noticed the elves are all male and conventional wisdom has it that elves are male, so it begs the question, how do elves procreate?

Give it your best shot!

[bkkmadness]

Elves are often portrayed as women as well so I imagine they just get sweaty under the bedsheets like the rest of us.

[MilkPlus]

I watched Polar Express last night; what a great movie and incredibly well done. Anyhow, I noticed the elves are all male and conventional wisdom has it that elves are male, so it begs the question, how do elves procreate?

Give it your best shot!

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Mrs. Claus?

[gbt71fa]

I watched Polar Express last night; what a great movie and incredibly well done. Anyhow, I noticed the elves are all male and conventional wisdom has it that elves are male, so it begs the question, how do elves procreate?

Give it your best shot!

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watch it again...there are some chick elves in there.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

I watched Polar Express last night; what a great movie and incredibly well done. Anyhow, I noticed the elves are all male and conventional wisdom has it that elves are male, so it begs the question, how do elves procreate?

Give it your best shot!

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A bit o' magic perhaps.

[cobra]

I have it on good authority they're cloned at Area51,

Some get used, most just have their organs harvested,

[johnnyk]

i didn't know about this movie. i thought elves had left the building.

[MilkPlus]

i didn't know about this movie. i thought elves had left the building.

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OK, you win, that was funny.

[Gazza]

I watched Polar Express last night; what a great movie and incredibly well done. Anyhow, I noticed the elves are all male and conventional wisdom has it that elves are male, so it begs the question, how do elves procreate?

Give it your best shot!

Most female elves die giving birth because of the lousy National Elf Service.

New born female elves often don't live long as only the strongest and elfiest survives.

This is like which what a cockney once to told me who used to work in an ospital.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

I watched Polar Express last night; what a great movie and incredibly well done. Anyhow, I noticed the elves are all male and conventional wisdom has it that elves are male, so it begs the question, how do elves procreate?

Give it your best shot!

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Most female elves die giving birth because of the lousy National Elf Service.

New born female elves often don't live long as only the strongest and elfiest survives.

This is like which what a cockney once to told me who used to work in an ospital.

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[andyfletch]

Most female elves die giving birth because of the lousy National Elf Service.

New born female elves often don't live long as only the strongest and elfiest survives.

This is like which what a cockney once to told me who used to work in an ospital.

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and those which do survive have a very short elf life!!!