Blake7 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 I have just returned from a couple of days at the beach and was deeply shamed by my palour and pastiness - especially as was staying on Jomtien beach with all the well-tanned Moog-esque gay icons. Problem is as I live in Bangkok there is not much opportunity for sun bathing - though I do live in a nice apartment with a pool it is perhaps too nice as there are palms and other foliage around shading the poolside. Also I really don't have the time or inclination to sit sweating in the sun all day. This question has been asked often enough before but in light of my recent humiliations on the beach I will try again - is there a tanning salon in Bangkok?? Internet searches have been in vain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben01 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 (edited) I have just returned from a couple of days at the beach and was deeply shamed by my palour and pastiness - especially as was staying on Jomtien beach with all the well-tanned Moog-esque gay icons.Problem is as I live in Bangkok there is not much opportunity for sun bathing - though I do live in a nice apartment with a pool it is perhaps too nice as there are palms and other foliage around shading the poolside. Also I really don't have the time or inclination to sit sweating in the sun all day. This question has been asked often enough before but in light of my recent humiliations on the beach I will try again - is there a tanning salon in Bangkok?? Internet searches have been in vain. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Man you got some issues......I notice that you have a major problem....living in bkk....ooh can imagine....too nice..!!!! how much more do you want out of life, and you think you were humiliated at the beach..???? more damage done here I reckon.. and just noticed the word vain....this is a wind up... Edited December 22, 2005 by ben01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BambinA Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 (edited) hi Blake i reckon u can find tanning salon in 3-5* hotel (i used to search for ChrisP, i found some.. /edit found 1 Prince Palace Hotel Services - Solarium / Tanning Salon Edited December 22, 2005 by BambinA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcatcher Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 (edited) I have just returned from a couple of days at the beach and was deeply shamed by my palour and pastiness - especially as was staying on Jomtien beach with all the well-tanned Moog-esque gay icons.Problem is as I live in Bangkok there is not much opportunity for sun bathing - though I do live in a nice apartment with a pool it is perhaps too nice as there are palms and other foliage around shading the poolside. Also I really don't have the time or inclination to sit sweating in the sun all day. This question has been asked often enough before but in light of my recent humiliations on the beach I will try again - is there a tanning salon in Bangkok?? Internet searches have been in vain. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Man,(assuming you are one) you have a problem. Go and talk to any of the Thai girls at the beach and they'll tell you how wonderful and sexy your white skin is. It's what all Thais aspire to. Billions of baht are spent every year by insecure Thai females and maybe Thai men in the quest for the perfect pallor. Here you are already a wonderful white and you haven't even squeezed a tube of Nivea. Wow! Edited December 22, 2005 by ratcatcher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake7 Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 Yes, I was quite emotionally scarred. Hmmm. Many thanks Bambina. Perhaps if ChrisP is reading this he can also advise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 better to sit on your roof for a few hours than visit one of those thermonuclear tanning shops. the unregulated and untested machines they use will leatherise and cancerise your skin before you can say chernobyl. stay away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 If you use it too long - most of the high nuke powered tanning beds recommend 9-12min of exposure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben01 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Yes, I was quite emotionally scarred.Hmmm. Many thanks Bambina. Perhaps if ChrisP is reading this he can also advise. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> chrisp or crispy.!!!.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Eddie Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 If you use it too long - most of the high nuke powered tanning beds recommend 9-12min of exposure. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sounds like a man with extensive experience in this field.... Maybe it should be Brit 'perma tan' Maveric, from now on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Only use a bed if I havent had the opportunity to get a base tan - else I'll end up fried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylar Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 better to sit on your roof for a few hours than visit one of those thermonuclear tanning shops.the unregulated and untested machines they use will leatherise and cancerise your skin before you can say chernobyl. stay away. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Agreed. Thailand doesn't have the hole in the ozone layer hovering over it - why not play some sport like footy or rollerblading in the condo's car park or go swimming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BambinA Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Plaza Athenee The Oriental The Landmark Pan Pacific etc.. ps my keyword = solarium + bangkok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake7 Posted December 23, 2005 Author Share Posted December 23, 2005 Plaza Athenee The Oriental The Landmark Pan Pacific etc.. ps my keyword = solarium + bangkok <{POST_SNAPBACK}> yes but they aren't indoor solariums - just loungers by the pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rio666uk Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Plaza Athenee The Oriental The Landmark Pan Pacific etc.. ps my keyword = solarium + bangkok <{POST_SNAPBACK}> yes but they aren't indoor solariums - just loungers by the pool. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> nothing wrong with "organic" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rio666uk Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Plaza Athenee The Oriental The Landmark Pan Pacific etc.. ps my keyword = solarium + bangkok <{POST_SNAPBACK}> yes but they aren't indoor solariums - just loungers by the pool. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> nothing wrong with "organic", its cheaper too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BambinA Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 i have some rai of rice field...u can help me to take care my lovely buffalo..u will get tan...methinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 i have some rai of rice field...u can help me to take care my lovely buffalo..u will get tan...methinks <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well... it depends whether he wants to wear his speedos in the rice fields.. what with the locals wearing their coats and balaclavas in the heat of the day he would look a little out of place... totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rinrada Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Found a solution...... Spray Tan in a Can...and it goes with beer chan..... Spray Tan in a Can from Tropical Sun UK is a revolutionary new way to have an instant beautiful tan without the harmful UV rays associated with the sun. Our specially designed formula uses FDA approved DHA to give your skin that much desired "Island Tan Look". Spray Tan in a Can uses the same high salon quality ingredients that are used for airbrush and booth tanning in salons throughout the world. Spray Tan in a Can has been designed to avoid the pitfalls such as streaking and orange discoloration associated with some self-tanners of the past. (dont want these pitfalls ..do WE) Spray Tan in a Can assures you a rich bronze beautiful tan. Instantly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 Found a solution......Spray Tan in a Can...and it goes with beer chan..... Spray Tan in a Can from Tropical Sun UK is a revolutionary new way to have an instant beautiful tan without the harmful UV rays associated with the sun. Our specially designed formula uses FDA approved DHA to give your skin that much desired "Island Tan Look". Spray Tan in a Can uses the same high salon quality ingredients that are used for airbrush and booth tanning in salons throughout the world. Spray Tan in a Can has been designed to avoid the pitfalls such as streaking and orange discoloration associated with some self-tanners of the past. (dont want these pitfalls ..do WE) Spray Tan in a Can assures you a rich bronze beautiful tan. Instantly! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well... that got the Google ads working... -------------------> totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nignoy Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 Found a solution......Spray Tan in a Can...and it goes with beer chan..... Spray Tan in a Can from Tropical Sun UK is a revolutionary new way to have an instant beautiful tan without the harmful UV rays associated with the sun. Our specially designed formula uses FDA approved DHA to give your skin that much desired "Island Tan Look". Spray Tan in a Can uses the same high salon quality ingredients that are used for airbrush and booth tanning in salons throughout the world. Spray Tan in a Can has been designed to avoid the pitfalls such as streaking and orange discoloration associated with some self-tanners of the past. (dont want these pitfalls ..do WE) Spray Tan in a Can assures you a rich bronze beautiful tan. Instantly! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well... that got the Google ads working... -------------------> totster <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why lose all that wonderful pastiness only tourists sunbathe here in oz, and we got the best weather in the world, Slip, Slop Slap is what we teach our kids as protection against the sun, we got skin cancer clinics only to happy to cut bits of sunburnt beachlovers, if you want a quick tan put vegemite in your bath water Nignoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake7 Posted December 24, 2005 Author Share Posted December 24, 2005 C'mon Bambina - I challenge you, the Bangkok princess, to find a real indoor solarium. The hotels you have listed above are just pretending they have them. I might even let you come to my Christmas dinner party (your old flame the Moog will be there...) if you can accomplish this task. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BambinA Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 Blake7 ... the challenge is accepted... and you guys (u and the moog) will be jingled bell by me ehhh sound orgy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BambinA Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 (edited) my friend just told me... friend - bambitach..ya know... Erawan Bangkok obvious has Hi-Tech spa / salon and beauty stuff , i think u can find the tanning bed there , check both department and hotel of em....do u wanna get tan? me - nope i just wanna be a winner ..a guy challenge me friend - you bah me - yep , i know well ..worth to check ehh? ps. Holiday Inn Bangkok has tanning bed!! (i google this one) Edited December 24, 2005 by BambinA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Mouse Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 All you tanning experts should get together, take off all your clothes and run your fingers over each other's bodies looking for skin cancers. If you don't find any, you can all celebrate by engaging in a whipped cream orgy or perhaps an SPF30+ cream orgy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake7 Posted December 25, 2005 Author Share Posted December 25, 2005 my friend just told me...friend - bambitach..ya know... Erawan Bangkok obvious has Hi-Tech spa / salon and beauty stuff , i think u can find the tanning bed there , check both department and hotel of em....do u wanna get tan? me - nope i just wanna be a winner ..a guy challenge me friend - you bah me - yep , i know well ..worth to check ehh? ps. Holiday Inn Bangkok has tanning bed!! (i google this one) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No it doesn't. I think there is some confusion in Thailand about what a sunbed really is. You only have a few hours left to complete your challenge as lunch is served at 1pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted December 25, 2005 Share Posted December 25, 2005 my friend just told me...friend - bambitach..ya know... Erawan Bangkok obvious has Hi-Tech spa / salon and beauty stuff , i think u can find the tanning bed there , check both department and hotel of em....do u wanna get tan? me - nope i just wanna be a winner ..a guy challenge me friend - you bah me - yep , i know well ..worth to check ehh? ps. Holiday Inn Bangkok has tanning bed!! (i google this one) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No it doesn't. I think there is some confusion in Thailand about what a sunbed really is. You only have a few hours left to complete your challenge as lunch is served at 1pm. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This is what blake is looking for with/without the lady!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BambinA Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 you sure.. u check at Erawan Bkk ,(and Hotel) already ?? seem even air-brush tanned .. u still can find there aswell(seem 2500 bht) ...so i still think u can find the tanning bed there also oh yes.. i just saw the foto of u , the moog and butterfly in party ..seem fun .. yesterday i slept almost day ... my heaven oh i will get tan soon ... next month i will go to Krabi .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake7 Posted December 26, 2005 Author Share Posted December 26, 2005 so are you admitting defeat Bambina? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BambinA Posted December 26, 2005 Share Posted December 26, 2005 (edited) so are you admitting defeat Bambina? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> see.. u've never checked the place yet ..and u try to push me in a seat of loser.. grrrrrrrr ohh dont be envy me, i will have a bikini tann line super soon ...nah na nah nana na Edited December 26, 2005 by BambinA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake7 Posted December 26, 2005 Author Share Posted December 26, 2005 so are you admitting defeat Bambina? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> see.. u've never checked the place yet ..and u try to push me in a seat of loser.. grrrrrrrr ohh dont be envy me, i will have a bikini tann line super soon ...nah na nah nana na <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i've checked - they don't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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