For The Record

[eek]

(Wanted to post in health forum, but i think mods wouldnt be happy. Even though this is very much serious health business)

I wish to declare, that, if ever it happens that i end up being found naked and splattered across the pavement, from a fourteen story drop. OR, that i am found tied up in a sitting position in a derelict building or a cupboard, having suffocated from a bag over my face. OR, strangulation from rope around my neck. OR, found in a puddle of my own body waste and foam around my mouth from a gut dissolving toxin... I currently have, nor plan to have, any thoughts of suicide.

Thank you.

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Feel free to add your own declaration. ... because you just never know...

[mauGR1]

Is it raining in CM today ?

Nothing bad will happen to you, you look too smart !

Now, i wish to declare etc. etc.

[smokie36]

Aah I love life....and sunshine or rain....I will always have beer.

Ahhh beer....!

[edwinclapham]

Bit dramatic eh Eeek.

You are more than likely to be found dead on your newly fumigated mattress than all of the above

[StreetCowboy]

Its not unusual for suicide victims to change their minds at the last minute; or immediately thereafter.

Perhaps in our cases, they will conclude it was an unexpected and spontaneous decision to go out and buy some handcuffs and an iron bar to beat ourselves

SC

[StreetCowboy]

Its not unusual for suicide victims to change their minds at the last minute; or immediately thereafter.

Perhaps in our cases, they will conclude it was an unexpected and spontaneous decision to go out and buy some handcuffs and an iron bar to beat ourselves

SC

Or indeed, unbeknownst to ourselves, to request someone else to buy them on our behalf. Perhaps a big burly chap who specialises in that sort of shopping for the soon-to-be-suicidal...

SC

[zzaa09]

Good to know eek.

Thanks.

[brit1984]

I have a couple of declarations of my own to make...

...if my wife ever divorces me citing my addiction to the ThaiVisa forum as a reason, I would like to declare here that I only participate in the most important threads where my participation is vital...

...also, if my wife is ever found bludgeoned to death covered in a mixture of mine and her blood, I would like to declare here that I have no intention of stabbing her to death for nagging me about my internet use....

...I would probably use a gun...

[onionluke]

http://youtu.be/kkH0CthGRQY

This fantastic track is on the B-side of The Damned's romantic hit single , Love Song . Who would even consider suicide with magic like this all around ? Edited May 1, 2012 by onionluke