khall64au Posted January 8, 2006 Share Posted January 8, 2006 I saw an ad in a local newspaper that went something (exactly) like this: For Ladies Only: Feel lonely? Escort service offers dancing, dinner, massage or your named private dance Can we only imagine who on earth placed that ad? An Italian stallion, a Thai gigolo, a Russian with a headspin, a Latino, an English gentleman? Times are a-changing..... so who pays and what will the ladies expect? Have fun...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BambinA Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 Duce Bigalow : Male Gigolo time,,ehh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donna Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 do you think there is a chance that his buffalo will become ill in the future? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glauka Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 i won´t pay Imagine that he is the man of my dreams...I will be ruin within a month... also I am sure if he ever fall for me...and we get married all his charms will fade away...so I would have to pay him for all his charms to come back...so I will ruined myself... not definetely I won´t pay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BambinA Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 oh yehhh.. when i meet cute young blokes .. i always ask em ..."hi boy ..do you wanna play "merry go round" with aunty Bambi? i will give you some candies also..just trade your 'lolly pop' with me... okie dokie? never missed a thing !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Maiden Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 oh yehhh..when i meet cute young blokes .. i always ask em ..."hi boy ..do you wanna play "merry go round" with aunty Bambi? i will give you some candies also..just trade your 'lolly pop' with me... okie dokie? never missed a thing !! LOL! I'd never pay for such a service! Eeek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alaina Posted January 9, 2006 Share Posted January 9, 2006 The lovely ladies in uniform at immigration should give him a call. What kind of job description do you need to have to get a visa and a work permit for that?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbk Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 So, does that mean that the only guys who know how to wine and dine a lady are the ones who get paid for it? Are the rest just beer and pretzel guys then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Hey, if guys can enjoy an escort service, why can't we? But I agree, I would never pay for it - never had to, never will do. Wonder how much it is though, just to be curious... Including the full "Fandango", of course...!!!??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seonai Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 don't know if this is connected but there have been 'ladies only' clubs in BKK for years. The lady pays about 900baht initially and she gets an escort for the nihjt, he is Thai and trained in Latin dance, ballroom etc. His job is to make her feel like a lady while she wines and dines. After that........ not sure what happens next...... guess you can pay for more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 I can just see myself trying to dance BALLROOM - the mind boggles!!! I have this image of "Ballroom Dancing" which was on UK TV years ago with all those big dresses and pancake makeup!! Foxtrotting around the dancefloor!! Give me a beer and preztel guy anytime!! With a glass of wine thrown in as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted January 10, 2006 Author Share Posted January 10, 2006 I was a ballroom/ latin dance gal... big dresses and all Wish I could find a guy who knows how to dance -but sure won't pay him for it!! I like wine guys.... keep the beer and pretzels. But still is interesting to note that some enterprising male has tapped into a niche market - that I don't need- but am sure there are some ladies out there that would be willing to "expoit" his services. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glauka Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 So, does that mean that the only guys who know how to wine and dine a lady are the ones who get paid for it? Are the rest just beer and pretzel guys then? no but they put much effort to it... is the same as when you start a relationship...but this is cheaper...however by paying the guy you have the advantage of getting rid of him when he starts to get annoying...also you don´t need to be with his friends... just joking is my resentment for being single Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kupal Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 I just can't imagine how he gets the job done when he gets an order from one of those Super Size Me American in purple skimpy shorts and orange T-Shirts. Comon girls, it's a hard job... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted January 10, 2006 Author Share Posted January 10, 2006 I just can't imagine how he gets the job done when he gets an order from one of those Super Size Me American in purple skimpy shorts and orange T-Shirts. Comon girls, it's a hard job... And I'm sure he deserves every satang then..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbk Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 I just can't imagine how he gets the job done when he gets an order from one of those Super Size Me American in purple skimpy shorts and orange T-Shirts. Comon girls, it's a hard job... Probably about the same way a Thai girl gets the job done when faced with a fat, sweating, loud German/Brit/Aussie/American/Canadian etc etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kupal Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 (edited) I just can't imagine how he gets the job done when he gets an order from one of those Super Size Me American in purple skimpy shorts and orange T-Shirts. Comon girls, it's a hard job... Probably about the same way a Thai girl gets the job done when faced with a fat, sweating, loud German/Brit/Aussie/American/Canadian etc etc. Well, you seem to miss the point sbk. They are different physical requirements needed to perform this task..... Do I need to say more? Edited January 10, 2006 by Kupal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaoPo Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 I just can't imagine how he gets the job done when he gets an order from one of those Super Size Me American in purple skimpy shorts and orange T-Shirts. Comon girls, it's a hard job... Probably about the same way a Thai girl gets the job done when faced with a fat, sweating, loud German/Brit/Aussie/American/Canadian etc etc. Thank you SBK...I'm so happy you didn't put my country in.... but...than again...I'm very happily married and so are you I believe LaoPo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 sbk, You forgot - hairy in your quote!!!! Yuk yuk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 (edited) I saw an ad in a local newspaper that went something (exactly) like this: For Ladies Only: Feel lonely? Escort service offers dancing, dinner, massage or your named private dance Can we only imagine who on earth placed that ad? An Italian stallion, a Thai gigolo, a Russian with a headspin, a Latino, an English gentleman? Times are a-changing..... so who pays and what will the ladies expect? Have fun...... Send me a S.A.E to www.masterb´ar.cum and I´ll send you the full colour glossy brochure. oh yehhh.. when i meet cute young blokes .. i always ask em ..."hi boy ..do you wanna play "merry go round" with aunty Bambi? i will give you some candies also..just trade your 'lolly pop' with me... okie dokie? never missed a thing !! LOL! I'd never pay for such a service! Eeek Erm, Icey, About that outstanding bill I´m still waiting for.... you can´t pay it all in Icecream and BJ¨s you know. Erm, I mean 99 Flakes... Hey, if guys can enjoy an escort service, why can't we? But I agree, I would never pay for it - never had to, never will do. Wonder how much it is though, just to be curious...Including the full "Fandango", of course...!!!??? 150 dollars an hour plus fifty for the bar. Special deals for Longtimers.. Yours Unfaithfully, Don Juan de Masturb´ar Edited January 11, 2006 by kayo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted January 13, 2006 Author Share Posted January 13, 2006 Promise to keep the glasses on Kayo ? Fifty dollars penalty for everytime they fall off.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 So, does that mean that the only guys who know how to wine and dine a lady are the ones who get paid for it? Are the rest just beer and pretzel guys then? You're not libel to meet anything but the Joe Six-Pack, beer & pretzel kinda guy 'round here! BTW - how many y'all have one of these ? ...only joking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uma~~ Posted January 19, 2006 Share Posted January 19, 2006 Hey, if guys can enjoy an escort service, why can't we? But I agree, I would never pay for it - never had to, never will do. I feel sorry for any woman who can't get a man for free just as I feel sorry for man who can't get a woman without having to pay. Life is cruel like that. I have no idea how much these escorts charge but I read an article a few years back about a male brothel that had opened in Greece which went out of business after a couple of months. The concept just didn't work and half the fellas couldn't rise to the challenge, something a man will never be able to fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted January 20, 2006 Author Share Posted January 20, 2006 I can see it now.......... Don de Muktab'ar -incorporating Madame Uma- what a team Meanwhile , back in the marketing jungle, khall is quietly preparing small group tours (nobody will ever notice 'cos they are perfectly pC and .... ) anyway, watch this space...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butterfly Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 I saw an ad in a local newspaper that went something (exactly) like this: For Ladies Only: Feel lonely? Escort service offers dancing, dinner, massage or your named private dance Can we only imagine who on earth placed that ad? An Italian stallion, a Thai gigolo, a Russian with a headspin, a Latino, an English gentleman? Times are a-changing..... so who pays and what will the ladies expect? Have fun...... There is actually a market for this, a friend of mine (farang) worked in one of those place. It's targetted to Thais, mostly rich 40s or 50s Thai women bored with their husband, also targeted for second wifes (in their 40s) tired of waiting for their "sponsor" to go home. He would make 10,000 a call and of course it involved more than sex. Basically sex toys for older Thai women. Nothing wrong with that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misplaced Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 SOOO..... this is what women talk about on ladies night out ; I had to sneak an ear (eye) just to find out? . You all realized I can actually go blind by just reading this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted February 16, 2006 Author Share Posted February 16, 2006 SOOO..... this is what women talk about on ladies night out ; I had to sneak an ear (eye) just to find out? . You all realized I can actually go blind by just reading this thread. Kinda mentioned this as a joke to a mate in Sydney... but he took it seriously! He's on his way... he's on his own!!! What can I say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Maiden Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 oh yehhh.. when i meet cute young blokes .. i always ask em ..."hi boy ..do you wanna play "merry go round" with aunty Bambi? i will give you some candies also..just trade your 'lolly pop' with me... okie dokie? never missed a thing !! LOL! I'd never pay for such a service! Eeek Erm, Icey, About that outstanding bill I´m still waiting for.... you can´t pay it all in Icecream and BJ¨s you know. Erm, I mean 99 Flakes... Don Juan de Masturb´ar[/b][/color] Eeek! I thought this was supposed to be a secret! Okay meet me in the same place as usual tonight and maybe we can work something out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted February 16, 2006 Author Share Posted February 16, 2006 Cherry Ripes anybody? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somchai jones Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 I saw an ad in a local newspaper that went something (exactly) like this: For Ladies Only: Feel lonely? Escort service offers dancing, dinner, massage or your named private dance Can we only imagine who on earth placed that ad? An Italian stallion, a Thai gigolo, a Russian with a headspin, a Latino, an English gentleman? Times are a-changing..... so who pays and what will the ladies expect? Have fun...... There is actually a market for this, a friend of mine (farang) worked in one of those place. It's targetted to Thais, mostly rich 40s or 50s Thai women bored with their husband, also targeted for second wifes (in their 40s) tired of waiting for their "sponsor" to go home. He would make 10,000 a call and of course it involved more than sex. Basically sex toys for older Thai women. Nothing wrong with that Popular in Japan too. Sometimes western guys servicing older female Japanese clientele but more often Japanese guys servicing older female Japanese clientele. If it keeps the ol' girls happy and the guys make a few yen/baht/quid/bucks no worries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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