January 13, 200620 yr A farmer was at a diner one day having lunch when he noticed an old friend. What really caught his attention was that this friend was wearing an earring. The farmer knew his old buddy to be a fairly conservative fellow, and was curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." The farmer walked up to him and said, "I didn't know you were into earrings." "Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," the fellow replied sheepishly. The farmer was silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity got the best of him and he asked "So, how long have you been wearing one?" "Ever since my wife found it in my truck," the man replied. Taoism: shit happens Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us? Atheism: I don't believe this shit
January 13, 200620 yr A farmer was at a diner one day having lunch when he noticed an old friend.What really caught his attention was that this friend was wearing an earring. The farmer knew his old buddy to be a fairly conservative fellow, and was curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." The farmer walked up to him and said, "I didn't know you were into earrings." "Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," the fellow replied sheepishly. The farmer was silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity got the best of him and he asked "So, how long have you been wearing one?" "Ever since my wife found it in my truck," the man replied. and i thought they were just gay!
April 4, 20224 yr 13 minutes ago, ariannacraig said: A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings." "Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly. His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing one?" "Ever since my wife found it in my truck." Wasn't overly funny when first posted 16 years ago so not sure why you had to repost it now.
July 27, 20242 yr On 4/5/2022 at 4:42 AM, Ralf001 said: Wasn't overly funny when first posted 16 years ago so not sure why you had to repost it now. It's funny.
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